Posts: 4399
From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99

posted 12-17-2001 08:28 AM               

heh heh
these are oldies but goodies.....
teeeheeeeee

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Dear Santa - I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLY

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa


Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his a$s constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa


Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa


Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the a$ses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa


Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa


Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging s**t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa


Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your a$s whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams,
Santa

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Posts: 18560
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99

posted 12-17-2001 08:31 AM               

I LOVE those!!!

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
'97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC

Christmas shopping? Why not use the
M&M Bookstore?

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Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 12-17-2001 12:04 PM               

Santa with an attitude

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Posts: 194
From: british, columbia , canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 12-17-2001 12:07 PM               

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98 F150 XLT 4 WHEEL DRIVE
Member: Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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Posts: 29
From: North Pole
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 12-17-2001 12:19 PM               

Thanks!

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Ho-Ho-Ho
Santa Claus

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Posts: 482
From: San Jose, Ca. USA
Registered: Jun 99

posted 12-17-2001 12:28 PM               

Those are a riot!!!!!!!!
Joel

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Posts: 1636
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000

posted 12-17-2001 01:34 PM               

Hey Joel...Where have you been HONEY???? I've been missing you...remember, KK, Ked and I wear the same size...earrings!!!

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Posts: 1843
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 12-17-2001 03:00 PM               

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Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 12-17-2001 06:55 PM               

That made my day,thanks.

SCOOP

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