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Topic: Why did the spider cross the road?
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Stewart
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From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 05:01 AM
   
Because it was the chickens day off?? Nope! The spider crossed the road to get to the other website!!  Stewart  ------------------
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 09:23 AM
Umm...I dont get it  I must need more coffee
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 907
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 10:10 AM
really really baaaad stewart!!!!!------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
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mustangs68
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From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-15-2001 10:44 AM
I clicked..I read..now I feel used
sam
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
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posted 12-15-2001 10:57 AM
quote:
Originally posted by mustangs68:
I clicked..I read..now I feel used
sam
Now THAT'S funny !!!
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Big D
Gearhead Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 11:19 AM
I think I need my glasses??? 
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 907
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 11:30 AM
yea sams comment was a lot funnier than the joke kv!!!!!!!hee hee------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-15-2001 01:33 PM
WOW,That was a bad joke.  SCOOP ------------------
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 1636
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 02:37 PM
Stewie:Why did the opossum cross the road? To prove to the chicken it could be done!!
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-15-2001 02:47 PM
Ok those are so bad I'll even add one.Why did the mattress delivery guys cross the road.
Because I told them to. Well it's just as bad as the others.
SCOOP
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 7607
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by mustangs68:
I clicked..I read..now I feel used
sam
Bahahahahaha!! SUCCESS! My son told me that joke. After shaking my head I came to realize it was so bad it would be perfect for Sam's Place!! Hey, it goes hand-in-hand with the others he told me? What's that? You wanna hear another one he told me? OKAY!! You asked for it!! Why did the Cheetah not want to take a bath in dishwashing detergent? He didn't wanna come out spotless! Stewart
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kwazykat
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From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-15-2001 04:53 PM
why did little sally bring a hobo home???so she could put her BUMM in the tub.....
heh heh
kk
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 05:05 PM
I'm not feelin so good now. That'll teach me to come back in after I already knew how bad the first joke was.
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lyle29464
Gearhead Posts: 401
From: Mt. Pleasant S.C. C. S. A.
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 07:05 PM
I drew KK"s name in the Christmas exchange.
I have been trying to think of a gift.
A joke book sounds like a great gift.
Lyle : )
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mustangs68
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From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-15-2001 07:13 PM
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter 'G'!
Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!
Q: To whom do people always take off their hats?
A: Hairdressers!
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Because when you have found it you stop looking!
Q: Why do you always walk with the right foot first?
A: Because when you put one foot forward the other is always left behind!
Q: What always falls without getting hurt?
A: Rain!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong!
Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water?
A: A sponge!
Q: What happens after a dry spell?
A: It rains!
Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
A: Heat; you can catch a cold!
Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?
Mike: No, Miss.
Teacher: Then stop acting the fool!
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1099
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 09:22 PM
I dont get it either. Sam explain  ------------------
Mike & Robin
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69 Mustang Coupe
87 LTD CV
96 Ranger Extd Cab PU
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FISHTAIL
Gearhead Posts: 424
From: Waldorf MD USA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 12-16-2001 12:19 AM
Umm....uhhhhhhh......yeah. Can I have my brain cells back please? I have a logistics final comming up and I'm gonna need every last one of them I can muster. And you guys just stole a few....------------------
-FISHTAIL
92GT "The Ghetto Sled"
CMPS major @ University of MD college park
Best ET/MPH thus far: 14.40/100.67mph....damn wheel spin.
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Big D
Gearhead Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-16-2001 01:38 AM
Just think,,, I read everyone of those...
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 7607
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-16-2001 03:59 AM
Okay, okay....one more!Why are elephants so good in school?? They have lots of gray matter! Stewart
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stang106
Gearhead Posts: 210
From: Port Alberni B.C. Canada
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 12-16-2001 04:18 AM
STEWART:
Don't give up your day job!
Dave
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1092
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-16-2001 04:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by stang106:
STEWART:
Don't give up your day job!
Dave
Stewart has a day job? I thought he was one of those profesional web surfer dudes from California. J/K Stew!!
(What do you nowdays anyway?) ------------------
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DidgeyTrucker
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Nashville, TN USA
Registered: Oct 99
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posted 12-16-2001 06:10 PM
Q- Why did the chicken cross the road?A- She saw a good looking rooster! Tracy [This message has been edited by DidgeyTrucker (edited 12-16-2001).]
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-16-2001 06:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
Stewart has a day job? I thought he was one of those profesional web surfer dudes from California. J/K Stew!!
(What do you nowdays anyway?)
I'm with you Dave,I think this is Stewarts day job. SCOOP ------------------
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 7607
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 01:42 AM
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Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
J/K Stew!!
(What do you nowdays anyway?)
LOL! Well, I'm self-employed now. I guess you could say I'm a handyman. I take care of my fathers rental properties...sort of a family business you could say. I do everything from hanging sheetrock to repairing plumbing to electrical wiring to putting up new roofs to clearing sewer lines to painting (interior and exterior) to laying linoleum to putting in cabinets to installing windows to building retaining walls....everything! Stewart
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68F100
Gearhead Posts: 1185
From: Fort Madison, Iowa USA - United We Stand
Registered: Oct 99
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posted 12-17-2001 01:55 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
laying linoleum
Stewart BEHAVE!
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 7607
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 02:24 AM
(WEG) Somebody saw that!! Stewwie
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1092
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 03:12 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
LOL!Well, I'm self-employed now. I guess you could say I'm a handyman. I take care of my fathers rental properties...sort of a family business you could say. I do everything from hanging sheetrock to repairing plumbing to electrical wiring to putting up new roofs to clearing sewer lines to painting (interior and exterior) to laying linoleum to putting in cabinets to installing windows to building retaining walls....everything! Stewart
Sound like my part time job.
Sounds safer than police work. Depending on the nieborhood.
I like that kind of work, I look at it as practice for when I get another house.
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6191
From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 12-17-2001 04:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
laying linoleum
uuummmm.....my turn.... How are men and floors alike??? If you lay 'em right, they'll last forever. hope this doesn't send us to the Bawdy Shop, but could not resist!!! o.k., o.k., here's one more.... why do men think they are so smart when they are having sex??? 'cause they are plugged into a genius!!! bahhh haaa haaaa haaaa!! Sorry, but that "laying linoleum" reminded me of these......
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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-17-2001 04:53 PM
'Why did the spider cross the road?'It was stapled to the chicken. ------------------
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 04:59 PM
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Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
'Why did the spider cross the road?'It was stapled to the chicken.
that is also funnier than the original joke. [This message has been edited by kid vishus (edited 12-17-2001).]
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
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posted 12-17-2001 05:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
...clearing sewer lines to painting (interior and exterior) ...Stewart
Ummmm....
about that paint you use....
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 1843
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 06:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
Because it was the chickens day off?? Nope! The spider crossed the road to get to the other website!! Stewart
.....cause James Dean turned the wheel?------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6191
From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
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posted 12-17-2001 08:41 PM
Here's one my twelve year old told me tonight: Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it would scare the dog!! Bahh haa haaa!! Cracked me up!!!
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-17-2001 08:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
Here's one my twelve year old told me tonight: Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it would scare the dog!! Bahh haa haaa!! Cracked me up!!!
Now thats funny. SCOOP ------------------
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Dave Gibson
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From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 12-17-2001 10:21 PM
Please, NO MORE! I think I have suffered through enough. ;rolleyes: Dave & Terri ------------------
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