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Topic: HOW ROTTEN WERE YOU ?????
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 194
From: british, columbia , canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-13-2001 11:37 PM
   
Mom came over today to bring me some broth after my surgery. We got talking, and, for some reason she brought up that I was ( at times ) a rotten kid way back when. She brought up an instance that I had quite frankly forgotten about. I was 9 years old , and , I had been blamed for stealing our neighbours tractor ( born & raised on a farm in northern British Columbia ), I did not steal the tractor that time, did it when I was 7, the stigma stuck. I got a pretty good lickin from mom & dad, had to apologize to the crotchtey old farmer Dugan, and , had to re-paint all the scratches on the old pile of crap. It finally came out , about 2 months later that I was innocent this time. The real culpret was found out and dealt with. Now mom & dad felt bad and apologized to me, farmer Dugan refused to apologize, and , said that I probably deserved the lickin for something that I got away with. I got real pissed off as only a 9 year old can. It was time for my revenge, farmer Dugan had a few cows and a bull that he kept on the farm for breeding. Well I went and got my trusty straight shootin pellet gun and was on my way. Now you have to understand that I was 9 and very, very pissed off at farmer Dugan. I snuck into his holding pen where the bull and cows were, when a bull has his back end towards you a very, easy target presents itself ( both of them ). These two grapefruit size targets were just hangin there, and , you can guess what I did next. I have never heard a bull make a sound like that before or ever after. He ran right through the holding pen fence and kept going. When farmer Dugan got him back about 2 or 3 days later, the grapefruits were the size of small water-mellons. I now feel bad for the bull , but , not for farmer Dugan. I got the worst lickin of my life for that one, and ,lost the use of all my guns for 1 month. It was well worth it, never piss off a 9 year old  . john  ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1099
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-13-2001 11:48 PM
When my brothers & I were growing up we had a real nasty neighbor. We used to like to run in their yard if our ball went in the yard to get it back. Well the neighbor used to come running out of his house all pissed off yelling & cursing at us, so he looked funny with his face all red yelling at us so we would laugh at him & that would piss him off some more so he would yell more & his face would get redder. It would be a vicious circle. It was funny as a young kid. LOL------------------
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Ponygirl67
Journeyman Posts: 74
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-13-2001 11:48 PM
LOL, that is the truth!!! Great story John, thanks for the smile. ------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6191
From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 12-14-2001 09:51 AM
I was a perfect angel all my life!! shuddup KK!!! you too, Mom!!!
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 194
From: british, columbia , canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-14-2001 10:11 AM
Come on Ked, I thought angels had wings , not little horns .
JOHN
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68 COUPE
87 TAURUS WAGON
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 12811
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-14-2001 12:12 PM
ROTFLMAO!!I have nothing that would compare to shooting a Bull in the BAlls,,,LOL....
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 1843
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-14-2001 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by johnmustang:
Mom ........... I did not steal the tractor that time, ........... . john
ROF......... I had a neighbor who answered her phone "W E R K Radio is #1" so she could win some prize. I made 2 recordings on my cassette player. One of the DJ saying a woman won and one of a woman losing. Then I called her up (lol) She didn't say "W....." so I switched tapes and played the loser tape!
I never told her but she talked about it for months!
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RedHorse85
Journeyman Posts: 41
From: Gastonia, N.C. USA
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-14-2001 06:28 PM
Waaaay too funny, I can just picture that poor bull after you shot him in the balls, MOOOOO, REAL loud. ROFLMAO Joe ------------------
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 2656
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 12-14-2001 06:34 PM
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Originally posted by RedHorse85:
Waaaay too funny, I can just picture that poor bull after you shot him in the balls, MOOOOO, REAL loud. ROFLMAO Joe
And then an amorous cow struts in front of him, wanting some serious action!
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 1636
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 12-14-2001 06:51 PM
Oh! J-M...You were a naughty little boy...Are you still that naughty? Poor "Bully"..(or did it become "Betsy") Anyway, no one appreciates being blamed for something they did not do...My brother, then about 10 years old, was accused of stealing a younger boy's little wagon. When my Mom heard about it, she was really ticked off...she walked over to the neighbor's house(about 1/4 mile away)and gave her "what for"...assured her that we didn't steal and my brother had never even been over to their house... Now, you'd have to have known my mom to appreciate this true story!! She was a sweetheart, but no one and I mean NO ONE mistreated her children!! She was a proud, pioneer like woman and she & Dad lived a hard life during the depression...but her legacy was passed on to all of us...Thank GOD! Old-Timey-Tally
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 18560
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-15-2001 06:22 PM
I was a rotten kid. As a matter of fact, the reason I don't have kids is that I don't want to take the chance of having a kid like me.  ------------------
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1099
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-15-2001 09:31 PM
Ditto that Steve, thats what my wife & I thought, imagine if we had kids & they were like we were when we were young. Soooo no kids for us, EVER!!!! ------------------
Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1092
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-16-2001 04:55 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
I was a perfect angel all my life!! shuddup KK!!! you too, Mom!!!
I'm sure most of us were.  ------------------
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ctastang
Gearhead Posts: 983
From: Virginia Beach, VA, USA
Registered: May 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 05:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
I was a rotten kid. As a matter of fact, the reason I don't have kids is that I don't want to take the chance of having a kid like me.
That is one of my many reasons for not having kids. Carole ------------------
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davids68
Gearhead Posts: 222
From: Louisville, KY, United States
Registered: Feb 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 07:54 PM
Hmmm. Carole your afraid your kids will turn out like St...... Err nevermind.David
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 18560
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-17-2001 08:04 PM
You don't want to wish that on anybody!  ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1383
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-17-2001 08:43 PM
I was a good kid,when I was not drinking or chasing grrls.
I had kids because I know how much fun I was for my parents.
I cant think of anything I ever did really wrong.Just alot of little things.SCOOP ------------------
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