1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his
widow's sister.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add
10 What do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many
apples are you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to
take one every half an hour. How long will the pills
last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How
many sheep are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with
him on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does
he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

***NO CHEATING***

So how do you think you did? Here are the answers....

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?

Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

One (1). You can only be born once.

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to
every inning.

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his
widow's sister?

No. He must be dead if it is his widow!

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add
10. What do you get?

Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many
apples are you left with?

Two (2). You take two apples...therefore, YOU have TWO

apples.

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to
take one every half and hour. How long will the pills
last?

One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the
second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have
run out and only an hour has passed.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How
many sheep are left?

Nine (9). like I said, all BUT nine die.

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses had an ark?

None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does
he weigh?

Meat...that is self-explanatory.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen?
TWELVE...it's a dozen!

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed
his name.

So, how did you do?

13 correct...GENIUS...you are good!
10-12 correct...ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to
your head
7-9 correct...AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct...SLOW...pay attention to the question
1-3 correct...IDIOT...what else can I say
0 correct...CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified
MORON

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Originally posted by Fastymz:
Ok so I only got 6 right.
But like my 12 sons always tells me you cant have a MORON without Ron.
Where dose he get these things.
P.S.His new one is he'll say BAY to me alot.So tonight I stopped him and asked why do you say BAY to me.He tells me its BACK AT YOU.Ok its late I need to get to bed.

SCOOP

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You have 12 sons?! Put them to work!

(Ron, it's late. Go to bed! )

Hair on you knuckels?

Another way?

Looking for hair on your knuckels!

give him the wrong answer as in #13.

President in 1960 was Eisenhower

GW Bush was in 1990

This makes everyone at least an ID 10 T