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Topic: God and Mr. Ford.....
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 4465
From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-11-2001 09:06 PM
   
this may be an oldie but it is a goodie!!teeeheeee
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ God and Mr. Ford
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford,
and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention, the
assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As a reward, you can
hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.
Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself."
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.
Ford then asks God, - "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean"?
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
......Just to name a few."
"Hmmm..," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial
Super computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to
Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SORRY! couldnt resist!!!
heh heh heh heh heh heh 
kk
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1629
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-12-2001 01:40 AM
Rides what????SCOOP. ------------------
65 coupe,351w,RPM intake,Carter625,shorty headers,2.5 exhaust, Flowmasters, C4,open 8" 2:80,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,Crager SS,Black Suede.
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 1895
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-13-2001 08:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
Rides what????SCOOP.
lol They are alike in a lot of ways.If yours beats up someone elses, they get sued! Even if the out side is rough, the interior is soft.(Her Heart  ) When you first get them, the maintaince is lower! Now that you have one you don't know how you lived without one I could go on but its your turn! ------------------
WAYNE CURTIS
70 GRABBER GREEN BOSS 302
01 Focus ZX3
03 Boss 281 (waiting on order form)
92 SHELBY 4X4 (K-9 IDITAROD LEAD DOG)
http://www.akbossman.mustangsandmore.ws
"If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1629
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-13-2001 08:40 PM
So what your saying is,
That for some they purrr and for others they roar.
They both can be tempermental.
They both have nice curvs.
You can look at another mans,but you should stick to riding your own.
And with enough money you can make them look any way you please.
SCOOP
SCOOP
YES THATS TWO SCOOPS FOR YOU.
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65 coupe,351w,RPM intake,Carter625,shorty headers,2.5 exhaust, Flowmasters, C4,open 8" 2:80,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,Crager SS,Black Suede.
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