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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 1895
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-03-2001 02:57 PM
   
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day,
when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log.
So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river."What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe. "Because that same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 50 years ago!" "Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe. "Yes," said the elephant, " I have turtle recall".
================================= A farmer was milking his cow.
He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when
a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug
squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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FISHTAIL
Gearhead Posts: 424
From: Waldorf MD USA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 12-03-2001 04:45 PM
Ok...that was bad, this is worse:How do you get down from an elephant?
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You don't, you get down from a goose  ------------------
-FISHTAIL
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FISHTAIL
Gearhead Posts: 424
From: Waldorf MD USA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 12-03-2001 04:46 PM
Or worse yet....How can you tell if an elephant has been using your bathtub?
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By the ring. *ow, ow! quit hitting me!!!* ------------------
-FISHTAIL
92GT "The Ghetto Sled"
CMPS major @ University of MD college park
Best ET/MPH thus far: 14.40/100.67mph....damn wheel spin.
VP and co-founder of CMTC www.cmntc.com
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 18755
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-03-2001 07:22 PM
That's quite enough, now! ------------------
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 1629
From: Reno Nv
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 12-03-2001 09:14 PM
Man those are all bad.My daughter joke is,
SPELL PIG BACKWARDS SLOWLY.
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