Emma was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in heaven.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was already so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to anyone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Emma was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee...
I better go to Bed, I have to drive in the morning...
Previously Known As Don H McDonald
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[This message has been edited by Big D (edited 06-21-2001).]