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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 04-11-2003 02:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped
his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned
over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a Gynecologist appointment
tomorrow."

The husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. Later, he
rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in
her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

JOHN

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-11-2003 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
She said yes she did, and that her hemorrhoids were hanging low, also, and the arthritis in her wrists was excruciating and forget about between her boobs as her implants were sore!! Then she said, "Give Rosey Palm a call!!!

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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 04-11-2003 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
She said yes she did, and that her hemorrhoids were hanging low, also, and the arthritis in her wrists was excruciating and forget about between her boobs as her implants were sore!! Then she said, "Give Rosey Palm a call!!!


Hey mellowyellow how long have you been married for, sounds like you are speaking from experience. You have my condolences.

JOHN

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87 TAURUS WAGON
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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 04-11-2003 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pete sounds like HARD times.

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jsracingbbf
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Posts: 1526
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 04-13-2003 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I sense some pent up sexual frustration in this thread. Exit stage left...... it could be contagious. OUCH.
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mustangs68
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From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99

posted 04-18-2003 05:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...LOL..never mind

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Moneymaker
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posted 04-20-2003 11:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You poor souls.
Glad I don't have those problems.

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