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Topic: DESPERATION
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 04-11-2003 02:15 PM
   
One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped
his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned
over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a Gynecologist appointment
tomorrow." The husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. Later, he
rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in
her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?" JOHN  ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5629
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 04-11-2003 05:08 PM
She said yes she did, and that her hemorrhoids were hanging low, also, and the arthritis in her wrists was excruciating and forget about between her boobs as her implants were sore!! Then she said, "Give Rosey Palm a call!!!
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 04-11-2003 05:13 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
She said yes she did, and that her hemorrhoids were hanging low, also, and the arthritis in her wrists was excruciating and forget about between her boobs as her implants were sore!! Then she said, "Give Rosey Palm a call!!!
Hey mellowyellow how long have you been married for, sounds like you are speaking from experience. You have my condolences.
JOHN ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 10683
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 04-11-2003 05:17 PM
Pete sounds like HARD times. ------------------
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 1526
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 04-13-2003 02:24 AM
I sense some pent up sexual frustration in this thread. Exit stage left...... it could be contagious. OUCH. 
JS
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 17504
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-18-2003 05:47 PM
...LOL..never mind
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 19611
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-20-2003 11:41 AM
You poor souls. 
Glad I don't have those problems.  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
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