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n2oMike
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From: Spencer, WV
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 02-12-2003 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for n2oMike   Click Here to Email n2oMike     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Men -

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.

Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

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Moneymaker
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posted 02-15-2003 10:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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64FalconF-16
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From: Republic Of Texas!! Temporarily living in KY
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 02-17-2003 05:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 64FalconF-16   Click Here to Email 64FalconF-16     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pass it on Bro!!!

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70boss302
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From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 02-17-2003 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You just have to admire a guy with a brain and mouth and isn't afraid to use both at the same time! Bill

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BarrysGrrl
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From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
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posted 02-17-2003 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't worry, that date has been on the calendar and circled for a couple weeks already~~~

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
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posted 02-17-2003 08:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Come guys!! Let's refine it a bit. Ladies like class! finesse!, Like a Martini before, and a cigarette or cigar, after! The bulls eye is still the same!!!!

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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 02-17-2003 08:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SMOOOOTH Pete,
It is what it is.
So what the date going to be for the Man's Holiday.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 02-18-2003 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You guys only get it once a year?

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Dad Vishus
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posted 02-18-2003 04:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dad Vishus   Click Here to Email Dad Vishus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
You guys only get it once a year?


Get what? Its been decades.........I think. Can't remember.

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BarrysGrrl
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From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
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posted 03-20-2003 07:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy Holiday, Fellas!

You didn't think we'd forget, did ya?

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Beth
Head Cheerleader for Moneymaker Racing!

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
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