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Topic: A Man's Holiday!
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n2oMike
Gearhead Posts: 1468
From: Spencer, WV
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 02-12-2003 08:24 PM
   
Men -
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 19611
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-15-2003 10:12 AM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,&'03
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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64FalconF-16
Gearhead Posts: 186
From: Republic Of Texas!! Temporarily living in KY
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 02-17-2003 05:28 PM
Pass it on Bro!!!
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70boss302
Gearhead Posts: 165
From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 02-17-2003 05:45 PM
You just have to admire a guy with a brain and mouth and isn't afraid to use both at the same time! Bill 
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 1287
From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 02-17-2003 06:51 PM
Don't worry, that date has been on the calendar and circled for a couple weeks already~~~ ------------------
Beth
Head Cheerleader for Moneymaker Racing! "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
Alex & Beth's Homepage
MoneymakerRacing.com
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5629
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 02-17-2003 08:32 PM
Come guys!! Let's refine it a bit. Ladies like class! finesse!, Like a Martini before, and a cigarette or cigar, after! The bulls eye is still the same!!!!
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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 10683
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 02-17-2003 08:36 PM
SMOOOOTH Pete,
It is what it is.
So what the date going to be for the Man's Holiday.------------------
SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs 2.26 60'S
14.9 @ 90.86MPH 65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,8"3.40 TracLoc,Cragar SS,Black Suede. https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 32656
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-18-2003 12:29 PM
You guys only get it once a year?  ------------------
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Dad Vishus
Gearhead Posts: 483
From: Moscow, Iowa, USA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 02-18-2003 04:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
You guys only get it once a year?
Get what? Its been decades.........I think. Can't remember.  ------------------
63 Falcon 377 Cleveland stroker Flying Toilet alchohol injection. 6.19 @ 110 MPH 1/8 mile
2002 Ranger FX4 daily driver
2000 F350 PSD Crew cab dually - Like commuting in a B52!!
98 US Cargo Phantom II 28'
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 1287
From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 03-20-2003 07:44 PM
Happy Holiday, Fellas!  You didn't think we'd forget, did ya? ------------------
Beth
Head Cheerleader for Moneymaker Racing! "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
Alex & Beth's Homepage
MoneymakerRacing.com
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