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Moneymaker
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posted 06-04-2002 12:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?

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Ken
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posted 06-04-2002 06:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken   Click Here to Email Ken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't remember back that far...as of the end of the month I've been married for 32 years...nope, nope can't remember !!!

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Dave Witthoeft
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posted 06-04-2002 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Reminds me of the old joke, A guy sitting at the bar keeps asking women " Hey you want to go back to my place and bark like a dog?" knowing he's going to get slapped most of the time. But once in a while, there will be that one girl that looks back at him with that devilish look on her face and says, "what kind of dog!?"
At that point the guy hears bells in his head like weel of fortune "We have a winner!"..

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mellowyellow
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posted 06-04-2002 06:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah! I married one! Been turned down? Not as many as said yes. BIG cajones are when a man can ADMIT he was turned down and not let his ego get in the way.

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Fastymz
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posted 06-04-2002 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My balls were ok sized,before I got married.14 years ago,I would ask a woman out at 1st site.And yes I got turned down a few times.Heck a few friends and I use to go to night clubs and pick out woman for the other guy to ask out.Just to see how big your balls were.
Why do you ask???

SCOOP

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BarrysGrrl
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posted 06-04-2002 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?


I can vouche for all of this, he does have balls big enough to ask a woman out at first sight. And I can also say that it worked for Alex~~he didn't get turned down!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 06-05-2002 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?


Yes, but Pam gets pissed every time.

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-05-2002 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alex Denysenko
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68F100
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posted 06-06-2002 11:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68F100   Click Here to Email 68F100     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mine have to ride shotgun.

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-08-2002 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mine hold the shotgun.

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Alex Denysenko
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johnmustang
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posted 06-08-2002 08:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I,m the shy type

JOHN

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RickBook
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posted 06-11-2002 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RickBook     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I, personally, have no problem asking a woman out TO THE PARKING LOT the first time I see her.

But that's usually the Budweiser in me talking (remember - "i" before "e" except after "budweiser").

Sober? Don't know - never sober long enough outside the house to find out!

Honey (my wife)? Are you reading this post?

Gulp!

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-11-2002 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rick, do you have one of those "high tech" air matresses in the bed of your pick up?

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Alex Denysenko
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RickBook
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posted 06-12-2002 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RickBook     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alex,

I usually go to THEIR car (or pickup truck).

Females remind me of alley cats, they tend to always leave 'something' behind to let the other cats know the territory has been intruded by them (hair balls or hair brush, lipstick, cigarettes, perfume, whatever they can think of).

Women! Can't live WITH'em and you can't live WITH 'em

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-12-2002 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about underwear?

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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator

NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
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BarrysGrrl
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posted 06-12-2002 06:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
How about underwear?



You mean some women still wear it?!?!? Wait a minute, Alex, I thought you told me . . . nevermind - I won't discuss it here!

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-13-2002 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OOPS! :

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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator

NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
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