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Topic: How big are your balls?
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Moneymaker
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From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-04-2002 12:45 AM
   
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
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Ken
Gearhead Posts: 2650
From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 06-04-2002 06:30 AM
I can't remember back that far...as of the end of the month I've been married for 32 years...nope, nope can't remember  !!!------------------
Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1728
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 06-04-2002 06:41 AM
Reminds me of the old joke, A guy sitting at the bar keeps asking women " Hey you want to go back to my place and bark like a dog?" knowing he's going to get slapped most of the time. But once in a while, there will be that one girl that looks back at him with that devilish look on her face and says, "what kind of dog!?"
At that point the guy hears bells in his head like weel of fortune "We have a winner!"..
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4608
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 06-04-2002 06:44 AM
Yeah! I married one! Been turned down? Not as many as said yes. BIG cajones are when a man can ADMIT he was turned down and not let his ego get in the way.
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 5145
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 06-04-2002 01:21 PM
My balls were ok sized,before I got married.14 years ago,I would ask a woman out at 1st site.And yes I got turned down a few times.Heck a few friends and I use to go to night clubs and pick out woman for the other guy to ask out.Just to see how big your balls were.
Why do you ask???SCOOP ------------------
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 259
From: 1. What day is it? 2. Are we racing?
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 06-04-2002 07:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?
I can vouche for all of this, he does have balls big enough to ask a woman out at first sight. And I can also say that it worked for Alex~~he didn't get turned down! ------------------
Beth "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 24286
From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-05-2002 07:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Mine are pretty big! Are you forward enough to ask a woman out at first sight? If so how many don't get turned down?
Yes, but Pam gets pissed every time. 
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13182
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-05-2002 08:40 PM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
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68F100
Gearhead Posts: 1562
From: Fort Madison, Iowa USA - United We Stand
Registered: Oct 99
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posted 06-06-2002 11:21 PM
Mine have to ride shotgun.
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13182
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-08-2002 02:07 AM
Mine hold the shotgun. ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 1727
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 06-08-2002 08:19 AM
I,m the shy type JOHN  ------------------
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RickBook
Journeyman Posts: 77
From: Houston, TX
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 06-11-2002 12:56 AM
I, personally, have no problem asking a woman out TO THE PARKING LOT the first time I see her.But that's usually the Budweiser in me talking (remember - "i" before "e" except after "budweiser"). Sober? Don't know - never sober long enough outside the house to find out! Honey (my wife)? Are you reading this post? Gulp!
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13182
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-11-2002 12:04 PM
Rick, do you have one of those "high tech" air matresses in the bed of your pick up?
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
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RickBook
Journeyman Posts: 77
From: Houston, TX
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 06-12-2002 11:18 AM
Alex,I usually go to THEIR car (or pickup truck). Females remind me of alley cats, they tend to always leave 'something' behind to let the other cats know the territory has been intruded by them (hair balls or hair brush, lipstick, cigarettes, perfume, whatever they can think of). Women! Can't live WITH'em and you can't live WITH 'em
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13182
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-12-2002 11:44 AM
How about underwear? ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 259
From: 1. What day is it? 2. Are we racing?
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 06-12-2002 06:56 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
How about underwear?
You mean some women still wear it?!?!? Wait a minute, Alex, I thought you told me . . . nevermind - I won't discuss it here! ------------------
Beth "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13182
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-13-2002 12:31 PM
OOPS!  :------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
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