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Slow65Stang
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posted 05-25-2002 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slow65Stang   Click Here to Email Slow65Stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Saw this at a local cruise night tonight......


What did you do, eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

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Ken
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posted 05-25-2002 10:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken   Click Here to Email Ken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Had a Tshirt from Stockman's Bar in Missoula, Montana which read "Liquor Up Front And Poker In The Rear" !!!

Another shirt had a picture of a cat all scrunched up in a glass jar which read "Happiness Is A Tight Pussy" !!!

I really miss those shirts ?!?!?

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mellowyellow
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posted 05-26-2002 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Best I ever saw. A young girl working in our dept and way above average in boobs!! One day she came to werk in a white T that read across the front strategically placed
TIT FOR TAT! She was given a lecture on proper clothing decorum but was p*ssed at being reprimanded!! Still remember them, I mean her! LOL!

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Fastymz
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posted 05-26-2002 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have always likedthe biker shirt that says on the back."IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FALL OFF.


Or one from a tractor pull show my pops got for me that said"IF YOU HAVE A HOT ONE, TAKE IT AND PULL IT.

SCOOP

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mellowyellow
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posted 05-26-2002 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That was like the young kid that wanted to raise chickens, He bought a couple from a farmer who told him 'take your cock and pullet'!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 05-26-2002 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My favorite was one that said BORN AGAIN PAGAN. That got me in more arguments with idiots...

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fordnmerc
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posted 05-26-2002 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Drink 'Til Two
Pistol Noon

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John Holloway
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posted 05-26-2002 07:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for John Holloway   Click Here to Email John Holloway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'M a big fan of Jim Head(NHRA Top Fuel Driver)I had a T-Shirt of his that said..Give Me Head till I'm Dead,If I didn't wear it so much I still would have it.

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John Holloway
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posted 05-26-2002 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for John Holloway   Click Here to Email John Holloway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And IHRA too

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Moneymaker
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posted 05-27-2002 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I kinda like the one that I have had for years.
"INJECTION IS NICE BUT, I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!"

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Dave Witthoeft
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posted 05-28-2002 05:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
My favorite was one that said BORN AGAIN PAGAN. That got me in more arguments with idiots...


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Ken&Shell
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posted 05-28-2002 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ken had a boat drag shirt that. "What a man won't spend to give his *** a ride"


Shell

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69 Sportsroof
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posted 05-28-2002 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
All of the Big Johnson shirts, but my favorite is one I saw in a shop on Burbon Street in New Orleans. It started out with large print which got progressively smaller with each line. You had to bend over and get close to see the last two lines. Went something like...

If You Can Read This
You're Standing Too Close
By The Way, While You're Down There
How About Giving Me
A B*** J**!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 05-28-2002 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just don't wear it in San Francisco!!!

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jsracingbbf
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posted 05-29-2002 01:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like the Stone cold Steve Austin shirt that has a skull w/ flame shooting headers on the front that says "Alcohol injected" and the back says "Whoop *** machine"
I also liked one that had a big buzzard and a lil buzzard on a limb lookin at each other and one says "Patience Hell I'm fixin to Kill something" both excellent to wear to the track.
Jerry

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Stewart
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posted 05-29-2002 01:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
I have always likedthe biker shirt that says on the back."IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF.


Here ya go!

EDIT: Aughghghghg! The website where the pics are located is acting funny. I'll post the source link so you can see the pictures if the linked pic stops working again!

http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/Shefelloff.jpg

Then ya have....

http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/trappedlesbian.jpg

and of course, the best for last...

http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/brains.jpg

And....

http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/gotomyroom.jpg

Stewart

PS - Thanks to Scott, who forwarded these pics to me.

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Stewart
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posted 05-29-2002 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok, for a rated R one, go to my Bawdy Shop!

Stewart

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n2oMike
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posted 05-30-2002 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for n2oMike   Click Here to Email n2oMike     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw a picture of a 2 year old kid wearing a really cool black T-shirt at a biker rally that read....

Screw the milk and cookies, show me your tits!

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gttorinofan
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posted 06-03-2002 11:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
After all those this ones pretty tame but cracked me up.
"Visualize Whirlled Peas"

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gttorinofan
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posted 06-03-2002 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
By the way how does one qualify for Bawdy Shop status?

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Mach1Maniac
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posted 06-03-2002 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mach1Maniac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My alltime favorite was one I had back in the seventies that had written across the back " I CHOKED LINDA LOVELACE"
Then I got married and my wife wouldn't let me wear it anymore, but she did let me wear my other one that had a big Bumble Bee on the front and the back said "BEE HEALTHY, EAT YOUR HONEY"
A double standard in my opinion, but you know how women can be.

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capri man
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posted 06-03-2002 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mine says" i came into this world fat and bald and intend to go out the same way!!"

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Boss302
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posted 07-22-2002 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
seen these when i was in arizona...
"so hows your peter-built?"

there was this little guy that owned a bar, everyone called him dick, he had a shirt forsale at the bar that said, "big dicks" lol

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MrWesson22
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posted 07-25-2002 12:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrWesson22   Click Here to Email MrWesson22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's not sexual, but I always liked...

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

It's so true - just look at our govt. Oh wait, did I say that out loud? Oops.

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67mike
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posted 08-12-2002 12:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 67mike   Click Here to Email 67mike     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A lil late ... if it has t*ts or tires, sooner or later its going to give you trouble

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hotboy1966
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posted 08-14-2002 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hotboy1966   Click Here to Email hotboy1966     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gttorinofan:
By the way how does one qualify for Bawdy Shop status?


what he said???

Dave

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69Cat
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posted 08-15-2002 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I am having a bad string of days I will put on my T-shirt with a little guy who looks like Calvin wearing a straight jacket. Caption is "somedays it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints".

I was told by a co-worker that my boss didn't like me wearing it and stated that we needed a dress code. Funny thing is that my boss never told me directly - go figure.

Ken

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