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Topic: Best T-shirt saying
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Slow65Stang
Journeyman Posts: 99
From: Reading, PA, USA
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 05-25-2002 09:41 PM
   
Saw this at a local cruise night tonight......
What did you do, eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
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Ken
Gearhead Posts: 2671
From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 05-25-2002 10:11 PM
Had a Tshirt from Stockman's Bar in Missoula, Montana which read "Liquor Up Front And Poker In The Rear" !!!  Another shirt had a picture of a cat all scrunched up in a glass jar which read "Happiness Is A Tight Pussy" !!!  I really miss those shirts ?!?!? ------------------
Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken
1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe - 302GT40-4spd
Edlebrock RPM Air Gap - 670cfm Holley Street Avenger
and much, MUCH MORE !!!
My 1965 Photo Page
1995 5.0 Laser Red - 5spd - Coupe
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4653
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 05-26-2002 12:55 PM
Best I ever saw. A young girl working in our dept and way above average in boobs!! One day she came to werk in a white T that read across the front strategically placed
TIT FOR TAT! She was given a lecture on proper clothing decorum but was p*ssed at being reprimanded!! Still remember them, I mean her! LOL!
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 5230
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 05-26-2002 01:25 PM
I have always likedthe biker shirt that says on the back."IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FALL OFF. 
Or one from a tractor pull show my pops got for me that said"IF YOU HAVE A HOT ONE, TAKE IT AND PULL IT.
SCOOP ------------------
65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,Crager SS,Black Suede. Is that your scoop,or are just happy to see me. https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4653
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 05-26-2002 02:57 PM
That was like the young kid that wanted to raise chickens, He bought a couple from a farmer who told him 'take your cock and pullet'!!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 24427
From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
Registered: May 99
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posted 05-26-2002 05:44 PM
My favorite was one that said BORN AGAIN PAGAN. That got me in more arguments with idiots... ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
MCA Member # 47773 "Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
- Voltaire
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 206
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 05-26-2002 06:00 PM
Drink 'Til Two
Pistol Noon
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David "Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post." 1979 Ranchero GT
1990 Grand Marquis GS
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John Holloway
Gearhead Posts: 584
From: Romeoville Illinois
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 05-26-2002 07:26 PM
I'M a big fan of Jim Head(NHRA Top Fuel Driver)I had a T-Shirt of his that said..Give Me Head till I'm Dead,If I didn't wear it so much I still would have it.
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John Holloway
Gearhead Posts: 584
From: Romeoville Illinois
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 05-26-2002 07:27 PM
And IHRA too
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 13260
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 05-27-2002 04:08 PM
I kinda like the one that I have had for years.
"INJECTION IS NICE BUT, I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!"
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1741
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 05-28-2002 05:44 AM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
My favorite was one that said BORN AGAIN PAGAN. That got me in more arguments with idiots...
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 403
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 05-28-2002 02:59 PM
Ken had a boat drag shirt that. "What a man won't spend to give his *** a ride"
Shell
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69 Sportsroof
Gearhead Posts: 137
From: Valley, Alabama, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 05-28-2002 03:28 PM
All of the Big Johnson shirts, but my favorite is one I saw in a shop on Burbon Street in New Orleans. It started out with large print which got progressively smaller with each line. You had to bend over and get close to see the last two lines. Went something like...If You Can Read This
You're Standing Too Close
By The Way, While You're Down There
How About Giving Me
A B*** J**!!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 24427
From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
Registered: May 99
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posted 05-28-2002 06:29 PM
Just don't wear it in San Francisco!!!  ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 ~ '72 Mustang Sprint ~ '94 F-150
MCA Member # 47773 "Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
- Voltaire
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 279
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 05-29-2002 01:20 AM
I like the Stone cold Steve Austin shirt that has a skull w/ flame shooting headers on the front that says "Alcohol injected" and the back says "Whoop *** machine"
I also liked one that had a big buzzard and a lil buzzard on a limb lookin at each other and one says "Patience Hell I'm fixin to Kill something" both excellent to wear to the track.
Jerry
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 8337
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 05-29-2002 01:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
I have always likedthe biker shirt that says on the back."IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF.
Here ya go! EDIT: Aughghghghg! The website where the pics are located is acting funny. I'll post the source link so you can see the pictures if the linked pic stops working again!  http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/Shefelloff.jpg Then ya have....  http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/trappedlesbian.jpg and of course, the best for last...  http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/brains.jpg And....  http://i65stang.mustangsandmore.ws/gotomyroom.jpg Stewart PS - Thanks to Scott, who forwarded these pics to me. [This message has been edited by Stewart (edited 05-29-2002).]
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 8337
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 05-29-2002 01:52 PM
Ok, for a rated R one, go to my Bawdy Shop!Stewart [This message has been edited by Stewart (edited 05-29-2002).]
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n2oMike
Gearhead Posts: 983
From: Spencer, WV
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 05-30-2002 04:44 PM
I saw a picture of a 2 year old kid wearing a really cool black T-shirt at a biker rally that read....Screw the milk and cookies, show me your tits! ------------------
Mike Burch
66 mustang real street
302 4-speed 289 heads
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gttorinofan
Gearhead Posts: 177
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 06-03-2002 11:20 AM
After all those this ones pretty tame but cracked me up.
"Visualize Whirlled Peas"------------------
You can never own too many cars.
68 Torino GT Fastback
75 Bronco
82 Capri 5.0
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gttorinofan
Gearhead Posts: 177
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 06-03-2002 12:46 PM
By the way how does one qualify for Bawdy Shop status?------------------
You can never own too many cars.
68 Torino GT Fastback
75 Bronco
82 Capri 5.0
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Mach1Maniac
Journeyman Posts: 29
From: Texas
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 06-03-2002 01:32 PM
My alltime favorite was one I had back in the seventies that had written across the back " I CHOKED LINDA LOVELACE"
Then I got married and my wife wouldn't let me wear it anymore, but she did let me wear my other one that had a big Bumble Bee on the front and the back said "BEE HEALTHY, EAT YOUR HONEY"
A double standard in my opinion, but you know how women can be. 
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 1726
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 06-03-2002 04:42 PM
mine says" i came into this world fat and bald and intend to go out the same way!!"------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.
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Boss302
Gearhead Posts: 358
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 07-22-2002 02:35 PM
seen these when i was in arizona...
"so hows your peter-built?"there was this little guy that owned a bar, everyone called him dick, he had a shirt forsale at the bar that said, "big dicks" lol ------------------
Max
-1989 Mustang GT
225/50R15 tires :) can someone say WIDE http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/Boss302.html "The Horses Shake You Harder Than Sex, the Sounds Ring In Your Ears, Fact Is Your Engines Only on Idle"
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MrWesson22
Gearhead Posts: 691
From: Dacula, GA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 07-25-2002 12:35 AM
It's not sexual, but I always liked..."Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." It's so true - just look at our govt. Oh wait, did I say that out loud? Oops.
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Neal
Member #723
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67mike
Gearhead Posts: 115
From: Arab,AL
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-12-2002 12:00 AM
A lil late ... if it has t*ts or tires, sooner or later its going to give you trouble
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hotboy1966
Journeyman Posts: 18
From: Everett, Wa. USA
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 08-14-2002 02:50 AM
quote:
Originally posted by gttorinofan:
By the way how does one qualify for Bawdy Shop status?
what he said??? Dave
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69Cat
Journeyman Posts: 9
From: Sask., Canada
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 08-15-2002 08:15 PM
When I am having a bad string of days I will put on my T-shirt with a little guy who looks like Calvin wearing a straight jacket. Caption is "somedays it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints".I was told by a co-worker that my boss didn't like me wearing it and stated that we needed a dress code. Funny thing is that my boss never told me directly - go figure. Ken
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