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From: Texas
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 04-18-2002 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mach1Maniac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding ma'me.....could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a license...???" replied the blonde instantly, giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. Its usually in your wallet... replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration...? Asked the cop. Registration....whats that...? asked the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment, said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling she found the registration. I'll be back in a minute.. the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer called into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration. After a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman driving a red sports car? Yes....Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes replied the cop. Here's what you do.....said the dispatcher. Give her stuff back and drop your pants. WHAT!!!? I cant do that. It's... inappropriate... exclaimed the cop. Trust me... just do it..said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs.....
Ohh no......not ANOTHER breathalyzer....

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Registered: Apr 2001

posted 04-18-2002 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL,I say that officer is a little cocky.


65 coupe,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,Crager SS,Black Suede.

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From: So. Fl.
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posted 04-18-2002 04:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think she was 'cockeyed'!! ROTFLMAO!!

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From: West Covina, California
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 06-23-2002 11:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 66 Racer   Click Here to Email 66 Racer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Man, just realized this part of the message board, must say its a great one.

Under Construction 66 Coupe

289 V8 - 600cfm Holley - Tri-Y Headers - Flowmaster 2.5 dual exaust - Centerforce Dual Friction

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From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 06-24-2002 01:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lipstick on the dipstick again!


"Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post."

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