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Topic: Hot Blonde Driver
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Mach1Maniac
Journeyman Posts: 29
From: Texas
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 04-18-2002 04:22 PM
  
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding ma'me.....could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a license...???" replied the blonde instantly, giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. Its usually in your wallet... replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration...? Asked the cop. Registration....whats that...? asked the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment, said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling she found the registration. I'll be back in a minute.. the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer called into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration. After a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman driving a red sports car? Yes....Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes replied the cop. Here's what you do.....said the dispatcher. Give her stuff back and drop your pants. WHAT!!!? I cant do that. It's... inappropriate... exclaimed the cop. Trust me... just do it..said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs.....
Ohh no......not ANOTHER breathalyzer....
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 5145
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 04-18-2002 04:30 PM
LOL,I say that officer is a little cocky.  SCOOP ------------------
65 coupe,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,Crager SS,Black Suede. https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4608
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 04-18-2002 04:54 PM
I think she was 'cockeyed'!! ROTFLMAO!!
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66 Racer
Journeyman Posts: 39
From: West Covina, California
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 06-23-2002 11:18 PM
LMAO!!! Man, just realized this part of the message board, must say its a great one. ------------------
Under Construction 66 Coupe 289 V8 - 600cfm Holley - Tri-Y Headers - Flowmaster 2.5 dual exaust - Centerforce Dual Friction
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 196
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 06-24-2002 01:39 AM
Lipstick on the dipstick again!  ------------------
David "Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post." 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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