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MissingCat
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From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 03-21-2002 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In a strange conversation at work today (don't ask), one of the guys mentioned that he has an inflatible sheep his uncle gave him as a gag gift a few years back. Of course, the question was "toy or sexual?" He said it's a sexual toy.

Apparently, it's still in the box. I think I would have had to at least look at it between laughing fits! Who the hell thinks of these things???

Now, what's the bizarrest (is that a real word?) sex toy you've ever seen?

Scott

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
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posted 03-21-2002 09:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I knew this bizarre woman who was very sexual. Her name was Toy! LOL!

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gttorinofan
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From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 03-21-2002 10:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh, I think you may have one that can't be topped! At least I'm not going to admit to somthing weirder than that>

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MissingCat
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From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
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posted 03-22-2002 12:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He's going to try and find it. If he brings it into the office, I'll get him to inflate it and take a picture with the digital camera.

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69 Sportsroof
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From: Valley, Alabama, USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 03-22-2002 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK. Around my neighborhood, there's this inflatable doll that's passed around as a gift at every guys birthday. It's never used, it just always gets passed to the next guy. Anyway, it (she) stands about waist high and has a can holder molded into the top of its head. For your beer...????

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MissingCat
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From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
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posted 03-22-2002 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 69 Sportsroof:
OK. Around my neighborhood, there's this inflatable doll that's passed around as a gift at every guys birthday. It's never used, it just always gets passed to the next guy. Anyway, it (she) stands about waist high and has a can holder molded into the top of its head. For your beer...????

Sounds like the perfect woman to me.. if only she could cook!

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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 03-22-2002 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd have to say a plastic arm.Made for some ones pleasure.And it was the same size as a real arm.
One of our delivery guys also worked at a warehouse at night.That sold adult toys and stuff.He would bring in the most wierd stuff.
He also had a fake DICK that had a hand crank on the end.I dont know the crank was for.And really dont want to know.


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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine USA
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posted 03-22-2002 06:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One year, as a joke, I sent someone to go to an adult store and buy a blow up doll for one of the managers at a company I worked at for a birthday gift.

At the birthday party, one of the girls in the office blew it up for him, and to our surprise the girls passed it around to each other and they were all squeezing the boobs and commenting how real they felt.
It got real warm in the conference room that day...

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AKBOSSMAN
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Registered: Oct 2000

posted 03-22-2002 07:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AKBOSSMAN   Click Here to Email AKBOSSMAN     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MissingCat:
He's going to try and find it.........


Right! He knows right were it is !

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MissingCat
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From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
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posted 03-23-2002 11:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh, yeah Wayne... he says he thinks it's at his mom's house!!

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