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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 407
From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 03-21-2002 06:39 PM
   
In a strange conversation at work today (don't ask), one of the guys mentioned that he has an inflatible sheep his uncle gave him as a gag gift a few years back. Of course, the question was "toy or sexual?" He said it's a sexual toy.  Apparently, it's still in the box. I think I would have had to at least look at it between laughing fits! Who the hell thinks of these things???  Now, what's the bizarrest (is that a real word?) sex toy you've ever seen? Scott
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 3597
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 03-21-2002 09:47 PM
I knew this bizarre woman who was very sexual. Her name was Toy! LOL!
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gttorinofan
Journeyman Posts: 65
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-21-2002 10:19 PM
Uh, I think you may have one that can't be topped! At least I'm not going to admit to somthing weirder than that>------------------
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 407
From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 03-22-2002 12:55 AM
He's going to try and find it. If he brings it into the office, I'll get him to inflate it and take a picture with the digital camera.
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69 Sportsroof
Journeyman Posts: 32
From: Valley, Alabama, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-22-2002 02:29 PM
OK. Around my neighborhood, there's this inflatable doll that's passed around as a gift at every guys birthday. It's never used, it just always gets passed to the next guy. Anyway, it (she) stands about waist high and has a can holder molded into the top of its head. For your beer...????
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 407
From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 03-22-2002 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by 69 Sportsroof:
OK. Around my neighborhood, there's this inflatable doll that's passed around as a gift at every guys birthday. It's never used, it just always gets passed to the next guy. Anyway, it (she) stands about waist high and has a can holder molded into the top of its head. For your beer...????
Sounds like the perfect woman to me.. if only she could cook! 
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Fastymz
Gearhead Posts: 3433
From: Reno Nv MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 03-22-2002 06:40 PM
I'd have to say a plastic arm.Made for some ones pleasure.And it was the same size as a real arm.
One of our delivery guys also worked at a warehouse at night.That sold adult toys and stuff.He would bring in the most wierd stuff.
He also had a fake DICK that had a hand crank on the end.I dont know the crank was for.And really dont want to know.
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 21852
From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-22-2002 06:49 PM
One year, as a joke, I sent someone to go to an adult store and buy a blow up doll for one of the managers at a company I worked at for a birthday gift. At the birthday party, one of the girls in the office blew it up for him, and to our surprise the girls passed it around to each other and they were all squeezing the boobs and commenting how real they felt.
It got real warm in the conference room that day... 
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 2642
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 03-22-2002 07:50 PM
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Originally posted by MissingCat:
He's going to try and find it.........
Right! He knows right were it is !
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 407
From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 03-23-2002 11:30 PM
Uh, yeah Wayne... he says he thinks it's at his mom's house!!
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