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Topic: Grrl funnies.....
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Ponygirl67
Gearhead Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 03-07-2002 05:10 PM
   
Subject: What "PMS" Stands For... 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make Me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!? They don't even know that the bulb BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS
CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12'
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@!... HOUSE! I'm sorry...what did You ask ?
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http://www.squeakie.stangnet.com
'67 Purple Mustang Coupe
To heck with spring, I'm insured!!!!!!!!!! Whoohooo.
New member of the Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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I65Stang
Moderator Posts: 5598
From: Antelope, CA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-07-2002 06:12 PM
Roflmao!!!  I am sure every single guy will concur with all of that (you think you all have it bad, we have to deal with you all during it  , j/k ).------------------
Tim M&M Member #35
1965 Mustang coupe, 200 I6, Holley 2300, Clifford header, true duals w/ 26" Smithys
1988 Mustang GT AOD vert, 15.810 @ 88.871 mph 100% stock w/ no traction
1976 Silverline Comoro 18' trihull ski boat, 188 hp 302 I/O, another toy
http://all.at/mustang
https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/I65Stang.html
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 23693
From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-07-2002 06:22 PM
Punish My Spouse!------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
MCA Member # 47773
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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John Holloway
Gearhead Posts: 572
From: Romeoville Illinois
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 03-07-2002 07:14 PM
PMS....Putting up with Mens $hit!
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-07-2002 09:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ponygirl67:
Subject: What "PMS" Stands For... 9. Pass My Sweatpants
teeeheheheheheeeee
regarding number nine??
i have PMS alllllll the time.... i LIVE for sweatpants this time of the year... the rest of the year will find me in my
hanes boxer briefs... from the mens department at wally-world...
GRRLS... if you havent tried 'em.... GO GIT SUM!!!!! they are soooo comfy!!! buy them one size larger than you need .... they are great!!
I LOVE those things!!!
kk
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7227
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-08-2002 10:02 AM
Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! uuuuummmmmmm ~ must not let the hubby see these!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 23693
From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-08-2002 10:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
uuuuummmmmmm ~ must not let the hubby see these!!!
He knows... 
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'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
MCA Member # 47773
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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gttorinofan
Gearhead Posts: 161
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-18-2002 05:09 PM
Hey Ponygirl, are we a little testy today?------------------
You can never own too many cars.
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4414
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 03-18-2002 06:25 PM
WIth all the 'extra' room in those men's Hanes, you wont need a purse LMAO!!!
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Gearhead
Gearhead Posts: 1777
From: Vancouver Island, Great Wet North
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 03-18-2002 07:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
He knows...
We all know.
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Ponygirl67
Gearhead Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 03-18-2002 09:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by gttorinofan:
Hey Ponygirl, are we a little testy today?
Who me?????? You know me better than that!!! I would NEVER be a little testy with you boys.....------------------
Ponygirls Mustang Stable
'67 Purple Mustang Coupe
To heck with spring, I'm insured!!!!!!!!!! Whoohooo.
New member of the Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-19-2002 06:55 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ponygirl67:
[QUOTE]...I would NEVER be a little testy with you boys.....
heh heh and anyways..... we dont get TESTY....no way!!!!
we give POP-QUIZZES
you will have NO time to study for the right answers or correct responses .....  teeeheheheheee
evil wicked kk
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1680
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 03-19-2002 07:17 AM
quote:
Originally posted by kwazykat:
heh hehand anyways..... we dont get TESTY....no way!!!!
we give [b]POP-QUIZZES
you will have NO time to study for the right answers or correct responses ..... teeeheheheheee
evil wicked kk[/B]
Ahh, but are they graded on a curve?
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gttorinofan
Gearhead Posts: 161
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-19-2002 07:35 AM
I've found that there are no correct answers!!!!!! ------------------
You can never own too many cars.
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Blown54
Journeyman Posts: 9
From: Surrey,BC,Canada
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-21-2002 02:38 AM
Why is PMS called PMS?
Mad Cows Disease was already taken.
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Injection is Nice, but I'm glad to be BLOWN!
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-21-2002 08:27 AM
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Originally posted by Blown54:
Why is PMS called PMS?Mad Cows Disease was already taken.
heh heh heh welcome to the GRRLS garage.... judging from your post you may need a little: "cow induction" added to your blown self..... teeeheheeheheheheeee hop on over to sams place and say hi to everyone!
kaylin aka kk ------------------
the original GRRL...
ford true-blue-blood
62 fairlane 500 sports coupe, she will be my street-legal-drag-racing-machine (CHIKCOOP)
66 fairlane 500 4-door (waiting for a new home...maybe)
67 fairlane 500 ranchero (SPUNKY67) currently undergoing a heart transplant... from a 302 to a 351W
carolina cougar club
cougar club of america
67 cougar: dan gurney special (KWAZYKAT)
69 cougar standard convertible (KATSMEOW)
84 F150 (TRUKGRRL)
the only polish on my nails is "ford grease black"
https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/kwazykat.html
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Ponygirl67
Gearhead Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 03-21-2002 08:26 PM
Wow...I think I like Blown54, that was a pretty brave post for the second post...and in the Grrls room yet!!!! Either that or he isn't as afraid of us as he should be...hehehehe. Just kiddin' we are all very sweet grrls Welcome to the Forum!!!!------------------
Ponygirls Mustang Stable
'67 Purple Mustang Coupe
To heck with spring, I'm insured!!!!!!!!!! Whoohooo.
New member of the Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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