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Ponygirl67
Gearhead

Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 03-07-2002 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Subject: What "PMS" Stands For...

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make Me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!? They don't even know that the bulb BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS
CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12'
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did You ask ?


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I65Stang
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Posts: 5598
From: Antelope, CA
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-07-2002 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I65Stang   Click Here to Email I65Stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Roflmao!!! I am sure every single guy will concur with all of that (you think you all have it bad, we have to deal with you all during it , j/k ).

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99

posted 03-07-2002 06:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Punish My Spouse!

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip

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John Holloway
Gearhead

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From: Romeoville Illinois
Registered: Jul 2000

posted 03-07-2002 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for John Holloway   Click Here to Email John Holloway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PMS....Putting up with Mens $hit!

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kwazykat
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Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-07-2002 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ponygirl67:
Subject: What "PMS" Stands For...

9. Pass My Sweatpants


teeeheheheheheeeee
regarding number nine??
i have PMS alllllll the time....

i LIVE for sweatpants this time of the year...

the rest of the year will find me in my
hanes boxer briefs... from the mens department at wally-world...
GRRLS... if you havent tried 'em.... GO GIT SUM!!!!! they are soooo comfy!!! buy them one size larger than you need .... they are great!!
I LOVE those things!!!


kk

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Ked
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From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 03-08-2002 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!!

uuuuummmmmmm ~ must not let the hubby see these!!!

Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!! Bahhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa!!! Bahhhh haaaaa haaa haaaaaa!!!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-08-2002 10:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
uuuuummmmmmm ~ must not let the hubby see these!!!


He knows...

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'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip

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gttorinofan
Gearhead

Posts: 161
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 03-18-2002 05:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Ponygirl, are we a little testy today?

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 03-18-2002 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WIth all the 'extra' room in those men's Hanes, you wont need a purse LMAO!!!

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Gearhead
Gearhead

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From: Vancouver Island, Great Wet North
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 03-18-2002 07:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gearhead   Click Here to Email Gearhead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:

He knows...


We all know.

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Ponygirl67
Gearhead

Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 03-18-2002 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gttorinofan:
Hey Ponygirl, are we a little testy today?



Who me?????? You know me better than that!!! I would NEVER be a little testy with you boys.....

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kwazykat
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Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-19-2002 06:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ponygirl67:
[QUOTE]...I would NEVER be a little testy with you boys.....

heh heh

and anyways.....

we dont get TESTY....no way!!!!
we give POP-QUIZZES
you will have NO time to study for the right answers or correct responses .....

teeeheheheheee
evil wicked kk

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Dave Witthoeft
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Posts: 1680
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 03-19-2002 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kwazykat:
heh heh

and anyways.....

we dont get TESTY....no way!!!!
we give [b]POP-QUIZZES

you will have NO time to study for the right answers or correct responses .....

teeeheheheheee
evil wicked kk[/B]



Ahh, but are they graded on a curve?

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gttorinofan
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Posts: 161
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 03-19-2002 07:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've found that there are no correct answers!!!!!!

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Blown54
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From: Surrey,BC,Canada
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 03-21-2002 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Blown54   Click Here to Email Blown54     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why is PMS called PMS?


Mad Cows Disease was already taken.

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Injection is Nice, but I'm glad to be BLOWN!

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kwazykat
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Posts: 5508
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-21-2002 08:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Blown54:
Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cows Disease was already taken.


heh heh heh welcome to the GRRLS garage....

judging from your post you may need a little:

"cow induction" added to your blown self.....

teeeheheeheheheheeee

hop on over to sams place and say hi to everyone!


kaylin aka kk

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ford true-blue-blood
62 fairlane 500 sports coupe, she will be my street-legal-drag-racing-machine (CHIKCOOP)
66 fairlane 500 4-door (waiting for a new home...maybe)
67 fairlane 500 ranchero (SPUNKY67) currently undergoing a heart transplant... from a 302 to a 351W
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67 cougar: dan gurney special (KWAZYKAT)
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Ponygirl67
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Posts: 780
From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 03-21-2002 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow...I think I like Blown54, that was a pretty brave post for the second post...and in the Grrls room yet!!!! Either that or he isn't as afraid of us as he should be...hehehehe. Just kiddin' we are all very sweet grrls Welcome to the Forum!!!!

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To heck with spring, I'm insured!!!!!!!!!! Whoohooo.
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