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capri man
Gearhead

Posts: 907
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 12-15-2001 10:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ok guys, yup i am sucking up to the grrls!!

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and
nights
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even
when it's lit
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its
size
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it
wears out
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas
tree all year
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week
11. It's always there to light up your life
12. It gets turned on only when you want it
turned on
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out
15. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees


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racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.

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Dave Witthoeft
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Posts: 1092
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 12-15-2001 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know, alot of those could go both ways.

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Ked
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From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
Registered: Jul 99

posted 12-17-2001 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Whose goin' both ways????

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SteveLaRiviere
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Posts: 18560
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99

posted 12-17-2001 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Christmas tree... ALL wood, ALL the time!

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kid vishus
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Posts: 1558
From: from between the end of the road, and the middleof no-where
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 12-17-2001 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kid vishus   Click Here to Email kid vishus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
ok guys, yup i am sucking up to the grrls!!

~walks away shaking head~

Mike Mike Mike...

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