Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and
nights
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even
when it's lit
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its
size
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it
wears out
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas
tree all year
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week
11. It's always there to light up your life
12. It gets turned on only when you want it
turned on
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out
15. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
'97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC

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Originally posted by capri man:
ok guys, yup i am sucking up to the grrls!!

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~walks away shaking head~