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johnmustang
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Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 06-06-2003 12:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America.......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America.......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy 'fat free' hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

JOHN

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65 2+2 FASTBACK
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE
Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association
M&M #1710
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MY TRUCK

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itlbrnmoff
Gearhead

Posts: 670
From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted 06-07-2003 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMMFAO!!

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1997 Dodge Ram 1500 ext. cab st. bed 5.9L...
Low Dollar 1983 Mustang GT W/T-tops...
306 4bbl. T-5 3.45 trac-loc...it'll burn 'em off
1988 Lincoln LSC
5.0 auto full power

MY SIGNATURE: ZZZZZ...SNORE...ZZZZZ...SNORE...Somebody wake me up...I'm havin' too F'ing much fun...Drifting again...ZZZZZZ....

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Fastymz
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Posts: 10668
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 06-10-2003 01:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SO WHATS YOUR POINT ?

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SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs

2.26 60'S
14.9 @ 90.86MPH

65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,8"3.40 TracLoc,Cragar SS,Black Suede.

https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html

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