Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America.......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,
and a diet coke.
5. Only in America.......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the
pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy 'fat free' hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
JOHN 
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