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Ked
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posted 06-03-2003 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got this in my email today. Thought it was hilarious! ~ummmmmm.....certainly don't want to offend anyone......
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." (Click to see what she was pointing to) http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

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mustangs68
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posted 06-03-2003 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ken..you gotta get out more..that an old onme..LOL..But still funny

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Fastymz
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posted 06-04-2003 01:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mustangs68:
Ken..you gotta get out more..that an old onme..LOL..But still funny

KEN
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Ked

Poor Sam they say the eyes are the second thing to go.

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itlbrnmoff
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posted 06-04-2003 02:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've never heard that one before...
That was hilarious!!

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mustangs68
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posted 06-04-2003 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SCOOP..
LOL..
That's what I get for leaning back in the chair and reading with to borttom len


SORRY KED..your much..much..much better looking than Ken...
sam

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Fastymz
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posted 06-04-2003 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sam I've noticed over the last few years my arms are getting shorting.

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SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs

2.26 60'S
14.9 @ 90.86MPH

65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,8"3.40 TracLoc,Cragar SS,Black Suede.

https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html

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mustangs68
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posted 06-04-2003 05:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Really!
I got the opposite problem..my hands are getting farther from my feet..my shoe laces are getting harder to reach..I know now why "old" people use Velco closures on their shoes

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Mustang Tally
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posted 06-04-2003 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mustang Tally   Click Here to Email Mustang Tally     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sam, how about looking for something else to do while you're down there tying your shoes.

No need in getting into that pain for just tying your shoes!!

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Fastymz
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posted 06-04-2003 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sam it's a real pain when I'm under the car.And my heads on the garage floor and I keep trying to back away alittle more.
And wiring is getting down right bad.Why can't they make those wires big enough to see them.I might just start using 1ga wire for everything.

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SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs

2.26 60'S
14.9 @ 90.86MPH

65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,8"3.40 TracLoc,Cragar SS,Black Suede.

https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html

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