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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7893
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 06-03-2003 09:15 PM
   
I got this in my email today. Thought it was hilarious! ~ummmmmm.....certainly don't want to offend anyone......
*****A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." (Click to see what she was pointing to) http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 17521
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-03-2003 11:06 PM
Ken..you gotta get out more..that an old onme..LOL..But still funny 
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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 06-04-2003 01:38 AM
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Originally posted by mustangs68:
Ken..you gotta get out more..that an old onme..LOL..But still funny
KEN
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Ked Poor Sam they say the eyes are the second thing to go. 
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itlbrnmoff
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From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002
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posted 06-04-2003 02:06 AM
I've never heard that one before... 
That was hilarious!!  ------------------
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 17521
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-04-2003 05:20 PM
SCOOP..
LOL..
That's what I get for leaning back in the chair and reading with to borttom len
SORRY KED..your much..much..much better looking than Ken...
sam
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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 06-04-2003 05:31 PM
Sam I've noticed over the last few years my arms are getting shorting.  ------------------
SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs 2.26 60'S
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 17521
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 06-04-2003 05:57 PM
Really!
I got the opposite problem..my hands are getting farther from my feet..my shoe laces are getting harder to reach..I know now why "old" people use Velco closures on their shoes
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 2599
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 06-04-2003 06:15 PM
Sam, how about looking for something else to do while you're down there tying your shoes. No need in getting into that pain for just tying your shoes!!
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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 06-04-2003 06:20 PM
Sam it's a real pain when I'm under the car.And my heads on the garage floor and I keep trying to back away alittle more.
And wiring is getting down right bad.Why can't they make those wires big enough to see them.I might just start using 1ga wire for everything. ------------------
SCOOP
oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs 2.26 60'S
14.9 @ 90.86MPH 65 coupe,351w,C4,Big Boss 429 hood scoop,8"3.40 TracLoc,Cragar SS,Black Suede. https://mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Fastymz.html
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