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MoneyManager
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From: Lyons, Illinois
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 12-24-2001 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoneyManager   Click Here to Email MoneyManager     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great Questions of the Holiday Season

How come reindeer can fly but dogs can't?
Wouldn't it be more practical for Santa to come in through the door like everyone else?
If the elves do all their work at the North Pole, why do so many toys say "Made in Taiwan" on them?
Just how the heck is "poinsetta" pronounced?

Why am I asking these stupid questions when I should be wishing you all a Merry Christmas?


Have a safe and healthy holiday!

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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 12-24-2001 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lets approach these questions one at a time, to give you some clarity.

1)Reindeer have hollow hair which makes them very light, thus enabling them to fly, dogs have heavy hair, and , like to lick themselves , which they can not do while flying.

2)If santa came through the front door like everybody else, he would be ordinary, but , by using his bulk, and, coming down the chimney in such a tight squeeze, he is cleaning the chimney eliminating the
possibility of a chimney fire. He also has the fire prevention contract for all the major cities in the world ( very lucrative ).

3)This is the easy one, they are being contracted out for federal tax purposes.

4) Who cares, does it really matter ?

5)Because you got to the eggnog early, and , did not share it with us, this is the only way you can think of to cover your a$$. You will probably get away with it this year, but , next year don,t even think about a stunt like this again .


Merry ho-ho to you and your family

JOHN

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Stewart
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From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000

posted 12-25-2001 01:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL! Good answers John! But lemme help you out with number 4.

Q - "Just how the heck is 'poinsetta' pronounced?"
A - poinsetta

Helpful Stewwie

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johnmustang
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posted 12-25-2001 01:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
STEWWIE,

Once again without your guidance we would all be lost

JOHN

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Dave Gibson
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posted 12-25-2001 05:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL Heide, John and Stewart. You all are way to much.

Merry Christmas to team MoneyManager/MoneyMaker. Enjoy the holidays and get ready for next season.

Dave & Terri

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MoneyManager
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posted 12-25-2001 05:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoneyManager   Click Here to Email MoneyManager     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Team???

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perk
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posted 12-25-2001 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for perk   Click Here to Email perk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
merry christmas to ya Alex.....


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Dave Gibson
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From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
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posted 12-25-2001 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MoneyManager:
Team???


Yes, team. As in Heide & Alex. Not racing team.

Dave & Terri

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'65 Fastback Modified 289 4V, C-4, dual exhaust, styled steel wheels, rally pac, A/C
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MoneyManager
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posted 12-25-2001 10:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoneyManager   Click Here to Email MoneyManager     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Like I said "Team"?????

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 12-25-2001 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Master and slave?

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Merry Christmas!!!

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Mustang Tally
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From: Winston Salem, NC
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posted 12-25-2001 08:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mustang Tally   Click Here to Email Mustang Tally     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MoneyManager:
[b]Great Questions of the Holiday Season


Just how the heck is "poinsetta" pronounced?


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It is pronounced "That beautiful red flower that begins to die the minute you take it out of the florist shop.."

Almost forgot, when we lived in Bermuda, we had these growing outside in our yard...Just looked like a shrub bush...and had the red "bloom" (which is poisionous) year round...

Tally Hor..Hortu..Ho..Hor..No! Not that...
Horticulturist (is that right?)

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