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MoneyManager
Gearhead Posts: 227
From: Lyons, Illinois
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-24-2001 10:26 PM
   
Great Questions of the Holiday SeasonHow come reindeer can fly but dogs can't?
Wouldn't it be more practical for Santa to come in through the door like everyone else?
If the elves do all their work at the North Pole, why do so many toys say "Made in Taiwan" on them?
Just how the heck is "poinsetta" pronounced? Why am I asking these stupid questions when I should be wishing you all a Merry Christmas?
Have a safe and healthy holiday! 
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"The MoneyManager"
Heide & Homes too!
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 307
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-24-2001 11:54 PM
Lets approach these questions one at a time, to give you some clarity.1)Reindeer have hollow hair which makes them very light, thus enabling them to fly, dogs have heavy hair, and , like to lick themselves  , which they can not do while flying. 2)If santa came through the front door like everybody else, he would be ordinary, but , by using his bulk, and, coming down the chimney in such a tight squeeze, he is cleaning the chimney eliminating the
possibility of a chimney fire. He also has the fire prevention contract for all the major cities in the world ( very lucrative ). 3)This is the easy one, they are being contracted out for federal tax purposes. 4) Who cares, does it really matter ? 5)Because you got to the eggnog early, and , did not share it with us, this is the only way you can think of to cover your a$$. You will probably get away with it this year, but , next year don,t even think about a stunt like this again  .
Merry ho-ho to you and your family
JOHN ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
68 COUPE
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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Stewart
Moderator Posts: 7679
From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 12-25-2001 01:11 AM
LOL! Good answers John! But lemme help you out with number 4.Q - "Just how the heck is 'poinsetta' pronounced?"
A - poinsetta Helpful Stewwie  [This message has been edited by Stewart (edited 12-25-2001).]
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 307
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-25-2001 01:15 AM
STEWWIE,Once again without your guidance we would all be lost JOHN ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
68 COUPE
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT 4 WHEEL DRIVE
Member: Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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Dave Gibson
Moderator Posts: 4985
From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 12-25-2001 05:52 AM
LOL Heide, John and Stewart. You all are way to much. Merry Christmas to team MoneyManager/MoneyMaker. Enjoy the holidays and get ready for next season. Dave & Terri ------------------
Poison Ivy (Dave's)
'65 Fastback Modified 289 4V, C-4, dual exhaust, styled steel wheels, rally pac, A/C
Blue Belle (Terri's)
'66 Coupe, Silver Blue Metallic, 351W 2-V, 4 speed, A/C, future sleeper.
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MoneyManager
Gearhead Posts: 227
From: Lyons, Illinois
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-25-2001 05:56 AM
Team???  ------------------
"The MoneyManager"
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perk
Gearhead Posts: 325
From: Staley,nc
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 12-25-2001 09:56 AM
merry christmas to ya Alex.....
perk
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Dave Gibson
Moderator Posts: 4985
From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 12-25-2001 10:15 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MoneyManager:
Team???
Yes, team. As in Heide & Alex. Not racing team. Dave & Terri ------------------
Poison Ivy (Dave's)
'65 Fastback Modified 289 4V, C-4, dual exhaust, styled steel wheels, rally pac, A/C
Blue Belle (Terri's)
'66 Coupe, Silver Blue Metallic, 351W 2-V, 4 speed, A/C, future sleeper.
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MoneyManager
Gearhead Posts: 227
From: Lyons, Illinois
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-25-2001 10:20 AM
Like I said "Team"?????------------------
"The MoneyManager"
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 18755
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-25-2001 12:27 PM
Master and slave? ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open
'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
'97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Merry Christmas!!!
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 1678
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 12-25-2001 08:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MoneyManager:
[b]Great Questions of the Holiday Season
Just how the heck is "poinsetta" pronounced?
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It is pronounced "That beautiful red flower that begins to die the minute you take it out of the florist shop.." Almost forgot, when we lived in Bermuda, we had these growing outside in our yard...Just looked like a shrub bush...and had the red "bloom" (which is poisionous) year round... Tally Hor..Hortu..Ho..Hor..No! Not that...
Horticulturist (is that right?)
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