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Topic: Here's One For Alex...
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Big D
Gearhead Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-13-2001 09:14 PM
   
Old People FootballAn old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replies, "Half-time, Switch Sides." 
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 4399
From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-13-2001 09:50 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
YIKES!!!oh! so! scary!!!!
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 9936
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-13-2001 11:39 PM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator
NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00 & '01
Fleet of FoMoCo products
Moneymaker Bio
US Class Nationals link
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 194
From: british, columbia , canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-13-2001 11:41 PM
No punt , punt.
john 
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65 2+2 FASTBACK
68 COUPE
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1099
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-14-2001 12:01 AM
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Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
69 Mustang Coupe
87 LTD CV
96 Ranger Extd Cab PU
99 Explorer Sport
M&M #- 890
MCA #- 04549
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Big D
Gearhead Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-14-2001 01:30 AM
I thought it bad tooooooo.....eeeeeuuuuuuwwww 
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Greenstang
Gearhead Posts: 752
From: its all a fog..
Registered: May 2001
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posted 12-14-2001 01:45 AM
Brutal! ------------------
Marcus?
Beating the competition is where the thrill is and that pride you get. It's an ego stroke ? to make no mistake."
-Mark Martin
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6191
From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 12-14-2001 10:02 AM
that stinks so bad, it's funny!
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 490
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 12-17-2001 09:17 AM
Two gay guys playing the same game, one yells "BLOCK THAT PUNT"
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Stuart MCA #48902
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67 stang 5 speed
91 f-150 xlt
98 explorer xlt sohc v-6
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