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Big D
Gearhead

Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 12-13-2001 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big D   Click Here to Email Big D     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Old People Football

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, Switch Sides."

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kwazykat
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Posts: 4399
From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99

posted 12-13-2001 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

YIKES!!!

oh! so! scary!!!!

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Moneymaker
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From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99

posted 12-13-2001 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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johnmustang
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Posts: 194
From: british, columbia , canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 12-13-2001 11:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No punt , punt.


john

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65 2+2 FASTBACK
68 COUPE
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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Mike65
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Posts: 1099
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 12-14-2001 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65   Click Here to Email Mike65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL

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Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
69 Mustang Coupe
87 LTD CV
96 Ranger Extd Cab PU
99 Explorer Sport
M&M #- 890
MCA #- 04549

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Big D
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Posts: 2093
From: WELLS, NEVADA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 12-14-2001 01:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big D   Click Here to Email Big D     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought it bad tooooooo.....eeeeeuuuuuuwwww

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Greenstang
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Posts: 752
From: its all a fog..
Registered: May 2001

posted 12-14-2001 01:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Greenstang   Click Here to Email Greenstang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Brutal!

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Marcus?
Beating the competition is where the thrill is and that pride you get. It's an ego stroke ? to make no mistake."
-Mark Martin
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Ked
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From: The Rolling Hills of Sand of North Carolina
Registered: Jul 99

posted 12-14-2001 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
that stinks so bad, it's funny!

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ccode67
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Posts: 490
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 12-17-2001 09:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two gay guys playing the same game, one yells "BLOCK THAT PUNT"

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91 f-150 xlt
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