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LIVING ON ZIONIST TIME -- Confirmed True
September 1999 | In most parts of the world, the switch away from
Daylight Savings Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change
raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time
to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers.
Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling
havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded
in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs.
It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely
by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set
to detonate on Daylight Savings Time. But the confused drivers had already
switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected
to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result,
the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated,
delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

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