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AKBOSSMAN Gearhead Posts: 1447 From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857 Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 10-03-2001 01:38 PM
My Grandfather is suffering from Alzheimer's. My Grandmother and Grandfather have been married for 40 years and she loves him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home.At the nursing home, while Grandma was filling out paperwork, a nurse had Grandpa sit in a chair. Suddenly Grandpa starting slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he starting leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair. About this time, Grandma, having completed the paperwork, walked up to Grandpa and asked, "How do you like the place?" "It's okay, I guess" he said. "But, they won't let me fart!"
------------------ WAYNE CURTIS 70 GRABBER GREEN BOSS 302 01 Focus ZX3 03 Boss 281 (waiting on order form) 92 SHELBY 4X4 (K-9 IDITAROD LEAD DOG) www.iditarodtrail.com "If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones
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Ken Gearhead Posts: 1778 From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299 Registered: Jun 99
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posted 10-03-2001 07:47 PM
............ Loved that one !!!!------------------ Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken 1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe 302GT40-4spd Edlebrock RPM Air Gap 670cfm Holley Street Avenger and much, much MORE !!! www.mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Kens.html
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 12340 From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99
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posted 10-03-2001 07:58 PM
I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed. Let's say that you're a photographer and getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across Osama bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So, here's the question and think carefully before you answer the question below: Which lens would you use?
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Greenstang Gearhead Posts: 656 From: its all a fog.. Registered: May 2001
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posted 10-04-2001 12:41 AM
Wayne, I like it Sam, the closest zoom I have then the next closest!------------------ Marcus "We are coming after you. God may have mercy on you, but we won't," Sen. John McCain
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Big D Gearhead Posts: 1686 From: Wells, Nevada Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 10-04-2001 08:55 AM
Then the Next Closest... Then the Next Closest... All Hell, Get the Panaramic Lens Out and Show Everyone What A Beautiful Day It Is... Get the Picture...
------------------ Don We Must Never Forget We Must Always Keep the Faith In America God Bless America
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 17228 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 10-04-2001 01:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by mustangs68: He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So, here's the question and think carefully before you answer the question below:Which lens would you use?
Whichever I could smash his fingers the hardest with. ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Be American, Drive American!
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