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Stewart Moderator Posts: 6446 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000	posted 08-22-2001 02:36 AM DOG LETTERS TO GOD Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? What are they thinking? Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle! Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God, When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk! What's he been rolling around in? Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps? Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energyfields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street. Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God, When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing? Dear God, I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem. Dear God, The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors? Stewart ------------------ Got Milk? :-)~~ If you go fishing, bring a fishnet you might catch a hummingbird 1990 Platinum GT: 25th Year Anniversary Edition - Some mods, but not enough! 1996 Blue Crown Vic - Suspension and exhaust mods, but nothing else...YET! 1998 solid Paint Quarter Horse: One Hot Diamond - He's green, but Renee's training him! M&M Member #437 Blue Oval Believer, thru and true. [This message has been edited by Stewart (edited 08-22-2001).] IP: Logged
CandyApple66 Gearhead Posts: 312 From: Oregon, USA Registered: Feb 2001	posted 08-22-2001 03:32 AM That is cute Stewwie ------------------ Ashley Pre-Nursing Student at Oregon State University 66 CandyApple Red 289 2v "The Beast Jr" 16.38 1/4 mile completely stock, no traction......soon to be modified It's Fast, It's Red, and It's Not Daddy's! IP: Logged
71ragtop Moderator Posts: 2099 From: Atlanta, GA Registered: May 99	posted 08-22-2001 09:59 AM All dogs go to heaven... I have two waiting for me right now. Princess(White Shepherd) and Schnapps(Shepherd/Akita Mix). Mike IP: Logged
SuzyQ Gearhead Posts: 1627 From: Brimfield, MA 01010 Registered: Sep 2000	posted 08-22-2001 10:15 AM I LOVE IT!!!! IP: Logged
AKBOSSMAN Gearhead Posts: 863 From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857 Registered: Oct 2000	posted 08-22-2001 04:09 PM Thanks Stewie for barking up the right tree Hee Hee Woof! Montie [This message has been edited by AKBOSSMAN (edited 08-22-2001).] IP: Logged
IIGood Moderator Posts: 1421 From: Arnold, MD, USA Registered: Jun 99	posted 08-22-2001 04:26 PM I saw this comic a while back...thought it was hilarious. ------------------ Frank S.----MCA Member 40390 '99 Mustang coupe '77 Ghia--"II Good" '76 Cobra--project IP: Logged
Gearhead Gearhead Posts: 1073 From: Look up... waaaaay up!! No, no, no... not that far. Registered: Mar 2000	posted 08-22-2001 04:59 PM Hee hee!! IP: Logged
Stewart Moderator Posts: 6446 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000	posted 08-22-2001 07:01 PM Damn if that doesn't resemble you and your family, Ian! Did a buddy create that for you and Lisa? Stewart IP: Logged
Mustang Tally Gearhead Posts: 1201 From: Winston Salem, NC Registered: May 2000	posted 08-22-2001 08:33 PM Stewart...This was Doggoned cute! IP: Logged
Gearhead Gearhead Posts: 1073 From: Look up... waaaaay up!! No, no, no... not that far. Registered: Mar 2000	posted 08-22-2001 09:52 PM quote: Originally posted by Stewart: Damn if that doesn't resemble you and your family, Ian! Did a buddy create that for you and Lisa? Stewart Yep!! A friend of ours is a cartoonist and graphic artist. He and his wife also have 4 dogs of their own. He did that cartoon up for Lisa and I as a Christmas present... pretty good, don't ya think!! IP: Logged
66HIPO&more Gearhead Posts: 1740 From: SLC, UT Registered: Jul 99	posted 08-22-2001 10:01 PM Stewart, that was really great. It's already been cut and pasted and emailed to all the folks I know with dogs. Ian, that cartoon is great! Wayne, you already know I love your Huskies! Dogs really are a gift from God! J. IP: Logged
TomP Moderator Posts: 2587 From: Delta BC Canada Registered: Dec 99	posted 08-22-2001 11:01 PM great cartoon Ian! IP: Logged
Stewart Moderator Posts: 6446 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000	posted 08-23-2001 01:28 AM quote: Originally posted by Gearhead: pretty good, don't ya think!! Yes, I do!! Tell him he did great! Stewart IP: Logged
Gearhead Gearhead Posts: 1073 From: Look up... waaaaay up!! No, no, no... not that far. Registered: Mar 2000	posted 08-23-2001 11:29 AM Stewart, his name is Glen Lovett, and he and his wife, Kay (also a graphic artist), have their own website, and an online cartoon series that they are working on. You can see it at http://www.lovettpictures.com/ There's some of his portfolio stuff up there as well. He has done graphics work on quite a few major cartoon productions around the world. He also does cartoons for our club newsletter... I'll have to post a couple up here one day (I think that I have a couple at home). He's really good!! IP: Logged
AKBOSSMAN Gearhead Posts: 863 From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857 Registered: Oct 2000	posted 08-24-2001 01:37 PM My dogs and I love jasper! We had a Siberian named Jasper too. ------------------ WAYNE CURTIS 70 GRABBER GREEN BOSS 302 01 Focus ZX3 03 Boss 281 (waiting on order form) 92 SHELBY 4X4 (K-9 IDITAROD LEAD DOG) www.iditarodtrail.com "If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones IP: Logged
Gearhead Gearhead Posts: 1073 From: Look up... waaaaay up!! No, no, no... not that far. Registered: Mar 2000	posted 08-24-2001 02:14 PM quote: Originally posted by AKBOSSMAN: My dogs and I love jasper! We had a Siberian named Jasper too. Cool!! Glen and Kay's malamutes are great... Jasper is definitely the clown of the group. Grizzly is the calm and collected one, Panda is the young puller with all the energy and Ruby is the older matriarch. They're an interesting team, that's for sure. IP: Logged

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