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bluestreek
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posted 08-21-2001 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bluestreek   Click Here to Email bluestreek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought you guy and gals might like this one..

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry, lady,” he said.
“I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:
“Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”

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mellowyellow
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posted 08-21-2001 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman walks into a kosher meat market on Miami Beach. They had fresh chickens and this woman comes in and picks up the chickens, sniffs them and disdainfully throws them back on the display. Picking up one by the legs, she sniffed it, threw it back and said "Butcher! This chicken stinks!!" By now he's pi**ed, and looking at her with a glare, says, "Madam! Could YOU pass a test like that??"

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bluestreek
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posted 08-21-2001 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bluestreek   Click Here to Email bluestreek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!

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TomP
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posted 08-21-2001 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TomP   Click Here to Email TomP     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haaaaa, cluck,cluck,cluck,cluck

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71ragtop
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posted 08-21-2001 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 71ragtop   Click Here to Email 71ragtop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!

Yes, he should be 'plucked' for that.

Or tar and 'feather'.

Mike

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AKBOSSMAN
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posted 08-21-2001 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AKBOSSMAN   Click Here to Email AKBOSSMAN     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
She got to the chicken sale in a Mustang "Coop" Hee

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-21-2001 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!

Don't egg him on.

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CandyApple66
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posted 08-21-2001 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CandyApple66   Click Here to Email CandyApple66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That is sick!!!! I think that second joke needs to go to the bawdy shop

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todmeg
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posted 08-21-2001 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for todmeg   Click Here to Email todmeg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
aww what the pluck kinda jokes are these?

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kcode
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posted 08-21-2001 11:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kcode   Click Here to Email kcode     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Pete,
Do they actually have "Kosher" meat markets in Miami?????

Mike

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Dave Gibson
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posted 08-22-2001 01:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!

How "fowl" was it

Rotten "egg" fowl

Dave & Terri

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mellowyellow
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posted 08-22-2001 07:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kcode:
Hey Pete,
Do they actually have "Kosher" meat markets in Miami?????

Mike


There are stores that sell kosher foods, everywhere, but I guess that joke was really not that kosher! LOL! Years ago there was an entertainer named Belle Barth who had a record of her "better??" jokes, and that was one of them. I heard that joke at a party in Chicago, listening to those "gems", and I never forgot it!! I hope that doesn't confine me to the "Bawdy House" Sorry for the "fowl" joke!

Now!! We've got to find out about that "Green Door"!! LMAO!!

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