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Topic: eat more chikin!!
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bluestreek
Gearhead Posts: 164
From: Athens,GA
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 10:27 AM
   
I thought you guy and gals might like this one..  A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
��Don��t worry, lady,�� he said.
��I��ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.�� Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher��s voice boom over the public-address system:
��Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.��
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 2013
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-21-2001 10:37 AM
A woman walks into a kosher meat market on Miami Beach. They had fresh chickens and this woman comes in and picks up the chickens, sniffs them and disdainfully throws them back on the display. Picking up one by the legs, she sniffed it, threw it back and said "Butcher! This chicken stinks!!" By now he's pi**ed, and looking at her with a glare, says, "Madam! Could YOU pass a test like that??"
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bluestreek
Gearhead Posts: 164
From: Athens,GA
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 10:51 AM
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !! 
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TomP
Moderator Posts: 2569
From: Delta BC Canada
Registered: Dec 99
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posted 08-21-2001 12:15 PM
Haaaaa, cluck,cluck,cluck,cluck
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71ragtop
Moderator Posts: 2081
From: Atlanta, GA
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-21-2001 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!
Yes, he should be 'plucked' for that. Or tar and 'feather'. Mike
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 841
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 08-21-2001 06:07 PM
She got to the chicken sale in a Mustang "Coop" Hee ------------------
WAYNE CURTIS
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 15706
From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-21-2001 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!
Don't egg him on. ------------------
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CandyApple66
Gearhead Posts: 307
From: Oregon, USA
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 08:49 PM
That is sick!!!! I think that second joke needs to go to the bawdy shop   ------------------
Ashley
Pre-Nursing Student at Oregon State University
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todmeg
Journeyman Posts: 81
From: sayreville,nj
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 09:32 PM
aww what the pluck kinda jokes are these?------------------
scott
todds' dad(19fordmav72)
another Warsteiner lover. and warsteiner isn't all that expensive!
also.. you can run but you can't hide!
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kcode
Gearhead Posts: 1544
From: alvaton,ky,usa Suburb of Bowling Green, M&M #79, MCA #29208
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-21-2001 11:01 PM
Hey Pete,
Do they actually have "Kosher" meat markets in Miami????? Mike
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Dave Gibson
Moderator Posts: 3936
From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 08-22-2001 01:09 AM
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Originally posted by bluestreek:
OMG!! That was really a "fowl" joke !!
How "fowl" was it  Rotten "egg" fowl  Dave & Terri ------------------
Poison Ivy
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 2013
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-22-2001 07:44 AM
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Originally posted by kcode:
Hey Pete,
Do they actually have "Kosher" meat markets in Miami????? Mike
There are stores that sell kosher foods, everywhere, but I guess that joke was really not that kosher! LOL! Years ago there was an entertainer named Belle Barth who had a record of her "better??" jokes, and that was one of them. I heard that joke at a party in Chicago, listening to those "gems", and I never forgot it!! I hope that doesn't confine me to the "Bawdy House" Sorry for the "fowl" joke!Now!! We've got to find out about that "Green Door"!! LMAO!!
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