I started this recruiting job in June and I love it. I thought some of you could use some resume advise.What it says.......What it means
1.OUTGOING PERSONALITY.........Always going out of the office
2.GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS ...................Able to bull****
3.GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.......Spends lots of time on phone
4.AVERAGE EMPLOYEE..............................Not too bright
5.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED......Made no major blunders yet
6.WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................Too ugly to get a date
7.ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................................Drinks a lot
8.FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................Spouse drinks, too
9.INDEPENDENT WORKER.............Nobody knows what he/she does
10.QUICK THINKING......................Offers plausible excuses
11.CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
12.AGGRESSIVE........................................Obnoxious
13.USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS......Gets someone else to do it
14.EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.....................Speaks English
15.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL..................A nit picker
16.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.......Is tall or has a louder voice
17.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT...........................Lucky
18.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR..............Knows a lot of dirty jokes
19.CAREER MINDED...................................Back Stabber
20.LOYAL..........................Can't get a job anywhere else
21.CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH.....Still one step ahead of the law
22.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT.Buys drinks for all the boys
23.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION......Gets to work on time
24.RELAXED ATTITUDE..............................Sleeps at desk
Maybe steve can set up a poll to vote on your favorite.
Mine is #9
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posted 08-17-2001 06:43 PM
as being the one that fits the best.
