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19FordMav72 Gearhead Posts: 102 From: sayreville, nj Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-17-2001 03:39 PM
i just saw a 7up commercial with that black guy that was going really slow on a nascar racetrack. then a car like flips over him and he got his bvds in a bunch b/c somebody tried to outdo him what are some funny commercials you guys and grrls saw??? ------------------ Todd Smith 1972 ford maverick 250 4 doors are better then 2 ...at least i keep telling myself that
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AKBOSSMAN Gearhead Posts: 868 From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857 Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 08-17-2001 06:34 PM
How about at the series of beer commericals with the polor bear suit. In one the three guys are on a couch watching tv and the guy in the bear suit says pull my paw.LOLOr the VW one where the two guys are throwing rock in to a large tree. Finally a VW falls out of the tree and one guy says ."Next time let the clutch out slower" ------------------ WAYNE CURTIS 70 GRABBER GREEN BOSS 302 01 Focus ZX3 92 SHELBY 4X4 (K-9 IDITAROD LEAD DOG) www.iditarodtrail.com "If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones
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mellowyellow Gearhead Posts: 2055 From: So. Fl. Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-17-2001 06:39 PM
Animals that are featured in "talking" situations ie Advantage flea control.
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Ked Moderator Posts: 5099 From: Fayetteville, N.C., U.S.A Registered: Jul 99
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posted 08-17-2001 07:49 PM
The Mountain Dew commercial where the guy is butting heads with a ram. The way he says, "I'm fiiinnnnnneeee". Cracks me up every time. Some of the Fram commercials also. Especially the one where the husband leaves a greasy hand print on his wife's butt.....
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Stewart Moderator Posts: 6467 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 08-18-2001 05:23 AM
Pssst....Ked...he say's, "Not baa-aa-aad!" Stewart
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Ked Moderator Posts: 5099 From: Fayetteville, N.C., U.S.A Registered: Jul 99
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posted 08-18-2001 08:22 PM
Thanks, Stewwie. You know, I've had a major brain fart lately........really don't need that since I gotta start cracking the books!! arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!! Got to much going on!
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-19-2001 12:17 PM
All week long Martha Stewart has been doing a promo for an upcoming show in Portsmouth, Maine.Err, Martha, Portsmouth is in New Hampshire!!! Dizzy chick! ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Ford. The closer you look, the better WE look!
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mellowyellow Gearhead Posts: 2055 From: So. Fl. Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-19-2001 01:09 PM
quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: All week long Martha Stewart has been doing a promo for an upcoming show in Portsmouth, Maine.Err, Martha, Portsmouth is in New Hampshire!!! Is there any difference?? Dizzy chick!
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-19-2001 04:04 PM
Being cryptic, eh, Peter? Yes, there's plenty of difference. They are 'Live free or die' and we don't take anything serious. ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Ford. The closer you look, the better WE look!
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Mustang Tally Gearhead Posts: 1214 From: Winston Salem, NC Registered: May 2000
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posted 08-19-2001 10:32 PM
I'm sorry, but when I catch her on any channel, I just have to pass her by...I just can't stand that woman!!She's so fake... I shouldn't be so judgemental, but I just can't take her !! (I guess she'll CRY all the way to the bank !!)...
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mellowyellow Gearhead Posts: 2055 From: So. Fl. Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-19-2001 10:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: Being cryptic, eh, Peter? Yes, there's plenty of difference. They are 'Live free or die' and we don't take anything serious.
Nah!! Nothin' like that! A little sardonic humor now and then! LOL!
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kwazykat Moderator Posts: 3495 From: orange county, nc , M&M member #92 Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-20-2001 07:34 AM
all of the nascar commercials are pretty danged funny.... even tho they need some new ones.... they still make me giggle....whoever came up with the "how bad...?" campaign deserves one of those "pat on the butt" fram handprints on their as$... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh of course, since winston cup is on TNT mostly now, i dont get to see much racing... being out here in the boonies without cable.... poor poor pitiful kk heh heh
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-20-2001 05:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by mellowyellow: Nah!! Nothin' like that! A little sardonic humor now and then! LOL!
I was referring to how you put your response in my quote.
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 11615 From: Southeast Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-20-2001 08:27 PM
Martha Stewart HOT..and she can cook too sam
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Stewart Moderator Posts: 6467 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 08-21-2001 03:17 AM
Whoa!! One of two things has to happen here! We either have to medicate Sam more, or cut him off completely! Stewart [This message has been edited by Stewart (edited 08-21-2001).]
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mellowyellow Gearhead Posts: 2055 From: So. Fl. Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-21-2001 09:28 AM
quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: I was referring to how you put your response in my quote. That was an accident! Wondered how that happened! With MY computer skills, anything could happen. Martha Stewart in real life {if she even has one} is reported to be like a rattlesnake with it's tail caught in a trap! Without doing a HEAVY diss, she's like a t*rd in a punch bowl!
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 11615 From: Southeast Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-22-2001 09:04 PM
LOL..Stewwie remember she "my age"...LOL!Funny saw on this Am. child in stroller see bike and says "Bike"..MoM say correct. Sees bus and says "Bus"..again Mom say correct.. Sees airplane and say "plane"..MoM say correct. See PT Crusier and say WhAT'S THAT.. Mom says nothing
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IIGood Moderator Posts: 1429 From: Arnold, MD, USA Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-22-2001 09:48 PM
There are way too many funny commercials out there.But one came to mind today...dunno why. The commercial for the new Toy Celica. The car is parked on the street in front of a house. Then you hear a dog barking, and the dog comes running from behind the house to "give chase" to the car. But, smacks right into the back of the car! Funny!!! (that poor doggie...) Then the end says, "The new Toyota Celica. It just looks fast." The first time I saw that, mom was in the room with me. I started laughing so hard, she thought I was gonna hurt myself! ------------------ Frank S.----MCA Member 40390 '99 Mustang coupe '77 Ghia--"II Good" '76 Cobra--project
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SUBMARINER MUSTANGER Gearhead Posts: 462 From: Grandview, Missouri Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-22-2001 10:46 PM
Have you all seen the new GEICO car insurance commercial where they show a car driving down a two lane road kind of haphazardly, then there's a squirrel that runs across the road. The driver sees the squirrel, avoids hitting it, but then you hear in the background squeeling tires, a crash, then you see the squirrel HIGH FIVING and slapping another squirrels hands, like giving him ten or something. The squirrels start giggling, then GEICO starts in on their ad. It's hilarious!!!!!!------------------ Sub Stanger/Stangless 2001 Ford Ranger (4 Door Extended Cab)
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-23-2001 07:15 PM
Yes, Craig! That one is a riot! ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Ford. The closer you look, the better WE look!
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19FordMav72 Gearhead Posts: 102 From: sayreville, nj Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-23-2001 11:02 PM
another funny one with a dog in it is the 7up one where he plays fetch with a can of soda and then it smacks the dog straight between the eys and the dag just falls strait back with its feet standing strait up in the air------------------ Todd Smith 1972 ford maverick 250 4 doors are better then 2 ...at least i keep telling myself that
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 11615 From: Southeast Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-24-2001 11:59 AM
Craig, I just saw it..LOL!!! great and funny as heck!! sam
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Dave Witthoeft Gearhead Posts: 505 From: IL. Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 08-26-2001 05:23 PM
I like that beer comercial were every one who comes into the bar says,"Hey, How Ya Doin?" ------------------ MCA# 48755 71 Mach 1 69 Fastback 92 F-150 M&M#884
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Stewart Moderator Posts: 6467 From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437 Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 08-26-2001 05:46 PM
quote: Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft: I like that beer comercial were every one who comes into the bar says,"Hey, How Ya Doin?"
Heh heh heh....
That's Italian for "Wazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup"! That's Italian for "Wasabe!" That's Italian for "How are you doing!" LOLOLOLOL! Stewart
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Mustang Tally Gearhead Posts: 1214 From: Winston Salem, NC Registered: May 2000
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posted 08-26-2001 06:38 PM
Now I don't mean to be ugly, but this is true.Does anyone remember seeing the Japanese commercial where the little boys were in the communal bath and all but one rushes to the other end of the pool leaving a little boy by himself...Suddenly he breaks a little gas and three bubbles come up from his rear and go blop..blop...blop... I don't remember what they advertised, but that was the funniest thing to see and to see the facial expression of the little boy and older person near him scrambling to get away from him !!
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-26-2001 09:51 PM
Ah... Alex's baby pictures... ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Ford. The closer you look, the better WE look!
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Big D Gearhead Posts: 1274 From: Wells, Nevada Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 08-26-2001 11:30 PM
Did you see the Sharpie Commercial during last nights NASCAR Race... It was all about "How Do You Use Your Sharpie Pen"...Everyone is showing the announcer how they use their Sharpie Markers... One guy is bent over and the announcer can see that his underware are marked BOB... So, the announcer says something like "Good use of a Sharpie BOB... The guy looks up and says, "My Name's Not BOB"... LOL Don [This message has been edited by Big D (edited 08-26-2001).]
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ccode67 Gearhead Posts: 294 From: douglasville,ga,usa Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-27-2001 10:42 AM
I think Bob is missing some shorts.
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 15789 From: Saco, Maine MCA # 47773 Registered: May 99
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posted 08-27-2001 05:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by ccode67: I think Bob is missing some shorts.
...or B.B. should pull his pants up. ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 M code 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 open '72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip '97 Probe GTS 2.5L DOHC Ford. The closer you look, the better WE look!
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Ken Gearhead Posts: 1666 From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299 Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-27-2001 06:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: Ah... Alex's baby pictures...
ROFLMAO Oh my god, my eyes are watering.....no-no-no, from Steves comment I mean !!! ------------------ Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken 1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe 302GT40-4spd Edlebrock RPM Air Gap 670cfm Holley Street Avenger and much, much MORE !!! www.mustangsandmore.com/ubb/Kens.html
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