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Topic: Lifes like that sometimes
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ragtopjr
Gearhead Posts: 1574
From: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 06-24-2001 02:22 PM
   
>> > A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her
>hair
>> > styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the
>trip
>> > to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go
>> > there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to
>> > Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
>> > "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
>> > "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
>> > Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
>> always
>> > late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
>> > "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank
called
>> > Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks
its
>> > gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the
>> > worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and
>> > they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
>> > "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
>> > "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
>> > trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on
this
>> > lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
>> > A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
>> asked
>> > her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman,
>"not
>> > only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it
>was
>> > overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
>> > wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me
>hand
>> > and foot.
>> > And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
>> > remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They,
>> > too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's
suite
>> > at no extra charge!"
>> > "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know
>> > you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky,
because
>> > as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and
>> > explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd
be
>> > so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would
>> > personally greet me." Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked
>> > through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
>words
>> > to me."
>> > "Oh, really...What'd he say?"
>> > He said, "Where'd you get the ****ty hairdo?"------------------
Ed
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68F100
Gearhead Posts: 776
From: Fort Madison, Iowa 1968 F-100 SB 2wd
Registered: Oct 99
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posted 06-25-2001 03:45 AM
That's a good one ED!
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 1606
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 06-25-2001 07:54 AM
Many emails going out on THAT ONE! Oh GAWD!! Am still LMAO!!
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Mark
Gearhead Posts: 251
From: North East Ohio
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 06-26-2001 09:21 AM
LMAO.
Thanks, I needed something to get the morning skudge out of and jump start my lungs.
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Greenstang
Gearhead Posts: 189
From: R.P. CA, USA
Registered: May 2001
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posted 06-26-2001 12:43 PM
Nice  ------------------
Marcus
My World
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Wooden
Gearhead Posts: 301
From: San Jose, Ca. USA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 06-26-2001 02:56 PM
Joel------------------
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