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From: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 06-24-2001 02:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ragtopjr   Click Here to Email ragtopjr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
>> > A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her
>> > styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the
>> > to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go
>> > there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to
>> > Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
>> > "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
>> > "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
>> > Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
>> always
>> > late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
>> > "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank
>> > Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks
>> > gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the
>> > worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and
>> > they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
>> > "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
>> > "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
>> > trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on
>> > lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
>> > A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
>> asked
>> > her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman,
>> > only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it
>> > overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
>> > wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me
>> > and foot.
>> > And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
>> > remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
>> > too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's
>> > at no extra charge!"
>> > "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know
>> > you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky,
>> > as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and
>> > explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd
>> > so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would
>> > personally greet me." Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked
>> > through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
>> > to me."
>> > "Oh, really...What'd he say?"
>> > He said, "Where'd you get the ****ty hairdo?"

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From: Fort Madison, Iowa 1968 F-100 SB 2wd
Registered: Oct 99

posted 06-25-2001 03:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68F100   Click Here to Email 68F100     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's a good one ED!

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From: So. Fl.
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posted 06-25-2001 07:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Many emails going out on THAT ONE! Oh GAWD!! Am still LMAO!!

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From: North East Ohio
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posted 06-26-2001 09:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mark   Click Here to Email Mark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


Thanks, I needed something to get the morning skudge out of and jump start my lungs.

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From: R.P. CA, USA
Registered: May 2001

posted 06-26-2001 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Greenstang   Click Here to Email Greenstang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted 06-26-2001 02:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wooden   Click Here to Email Wooden     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


\_/ Joel Theriault
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'77 Cobra II (White & REd stripes)
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