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Posts: 227
From: Mt. Pleasant S.C. C. S. A.
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 06-23-2001 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lyle29464   Click Here to Email lyle29464     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Application to date my daughter

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

1. What is your name, age, social security number, IQ and boyscout rank?

2. Do you have one male and one female parent? ____ If "No", explain:

3. Do you own or have access to a van? ____

4. A truck with oversize tires? ____

5. A waterbed? ____

If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.

6. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly buttonring? ____

7. Do you have a tattoo? ____

8. In fifty words or less, what does LATE mean to you?

9. In fifty words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?

10. In fifty words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

11. In fifty words or less, what does REAL PAIN mean to you?

12. Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________

13. How often do you attend: ____________________________ 14.

When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________

15. Please fill in the blanks:

If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________

If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________

A woman's place is in the ____________________________

The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________

When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer to last question begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised

What do you want to be IF you grow up?

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.

Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.

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Posts: 1566
From: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 06-24-2001 12:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ragtopjr   Click Here to Email ragtopjr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It seems to be the same or at least very close to the one that I had posted in the bawdy shop awhile ago, except I had filled it out and i dont think any parent in their right mind would pick my application for their daughter

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Posts: 239
From: Germany
Registered: Apr 2000

posted 06-24-2001 01:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T5owner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You are going to process an application of sb. that does not have a Mustang??
That question should be first on your list.
Otherwise you won't have a topic to discuss with your new "buddy-in-law".

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