One day the airport was fogged in and they
were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can
drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of
high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at
how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO
hangover!

NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a
hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no
hangover, nothing. We ought to do this
more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver ."