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Posts: 1282
From: east coast
Registered: Aug 2002

posted 11-06-2006 10:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65darkhorse        Reply w/Quote
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!


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From: Panama City, FL
Registered: Jun 99

posted 11-06-2006 10:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 67stang        Reply w/Quote
I thought the unit I was in was a secret?


Posts: 70
From: south, central, us
Registered: Nov 2005

posted 11-08-2006 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cookie_monster        Reply w/Quote
No secret, my brother landed in Baghdad with the rest of the company last Thursday. Hes not a WV boy though...from the hills of Arkansas and yes a real redneck!

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