Boudreau been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decides
to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreau had to
be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed
him
roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and
wrapped
hisself roun Boudreau's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreau, him,
hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreau pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in
his
bait can. Now, Boudreau knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into
de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his
body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreau toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes
back to fish'n.
A while later Boudreau dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two
mo' frogs.
posted 11-04-2006 02:04 PM
