mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 8198
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 10-08-2006 11:59 AM
 
Walking thru the woods, a man sees another man hugging a tree......"what the hell are your doing?" he asks.
"I'm listening to the music of the tree-let me show you-it's cool!"
"Well OK", says the guy and he wraps his arms around the tree and concentrates on hearing the tree vibes. The other guy quickly gets out his cuffs runs around tree and cuffs him. He unbuttons his pants and pulls them down,takes them with him along with his shorts and leaves him-has his jewelry, money, car keys AND pants AND shortsA couple hours later, Mark Foley strolls by and asks what happened. Guy tells Foley the story and he listens with compassion, walks around behind him, kisses him behind his ear, breathing hard, and says "This is just not your lucky day"!
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