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From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 09-27-2006 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u        Reply w/Quote
A young man joined the Army and signed up to be a paratrooper.
He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from
higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.

The next day he called home to tell his father the news.
"So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane."
"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.

"Uh, no, I didn't. The sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the plane."

"Did you jump then?" asked his father.

"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump.

He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt.

"So, did you jump?" the father again asked.

"No!!! He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door
and refused to go.

Finally he called the Jump Master over. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot-five and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Are you going to jump or not?"

I said, "No sir, I'm too scared.

So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his you-know-what...

I swear Dad it was about 12 inches long.

"He said, 'Either you jump out that door or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass."

"So, did you jump?" asked his father.

"Well, a little, at first"

"Be yourself
everyone else is taken"

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From: Mesquite, NV. 89027
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 09-27-2006 10:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote


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From: So. Fl.
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posted 09-28-2006 12:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow        Reply w/Quote
Can't stop laughing! I thought the Jump Master would get pushed out with NO chute. Guess they don't call him the Jump Master for nothing


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From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 09-28-2006 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang        Reply w/Quote
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Guess they don't call him the Jump Master for nothing

Well on his way to becoming a rear Admiral

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