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adragon8u
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Posts: 5867
From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 09-17-2006 02:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u        Reply w/Quote

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls
in the doctor.

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!?!?"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done
some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Ohhh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears".

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68 Coop
Gearhead

Posts: 5847
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 09-17-2006 02:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote
LMAO!

mellowyellow
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Posts: 8198
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 09-19-2006 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow        Reply w/Quote
Can't stop laughing!!!

SteveLaRiviere
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Posts: 48752
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 09-19-2006 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
Is that the same chick who's doctor told her if she gets one more facelift she'll have a beard?

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mellowyellow
Gearhead

Posts: 8198
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 09-22-2006 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow        Reply w/Quote
Go figure! Sent that "lovely" post to five people. Only got one reply...from a lady friend who, hands down, told me that was the worst email she ever got! I don't understand

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