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capri man
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Posts: 8777
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 09-04-2006 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man        Reply w/Quote
"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be
> >> > bitten again. I guarantee it," the traveling
> >> > salesman declared.
> >> >
> >> > The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a
> >> > proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck
> >> > naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not
> >> > a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole
> >> > case from you.
> >> >
> >> > The salesman was delighted. They went to the field
> >> > and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly
> >> > with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.
> >> >
> >> > Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning,
> >> > the farmer and his family trooped out to the
> >> > cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there,
> >> > hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet
> >> > he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and
> >> > drawn, but not one bite on him.
> >> >
> >> > The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you
> >> > don't have a bite on you but you look like hell!
> >> > What the devil happened?"
> >> >
> >> > The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and
> >> > croaked,
> >> >
> >> > "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

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68 Coop
Gearhead

Posts: 5847
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 09-05-2006 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote
LMFAO!

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William
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