capri man
Gearhead Posts: 8777
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-04-2006 11:44 AM
 
"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be
> >> > bitten again. I guarantee it," the traveling
> >> > salesman declared.
> >> >
> >> > The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a
> >> > proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck
> >> > naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not
> >> > a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole
> >> > case from you.
> >> >
> >> > The salesman was delighted. They went to the field
> >> > and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly
> >> > with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.
> >> >
> >> > Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning,
> >> > the farmer and his family trooped out to the
> >> > cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there,
> >> > hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet
> >> > he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and
> >> > drawn, but not one bite on him.
> >> >
> >> > The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you
> >> > don't have a bite on you but you look like hell!
> >> > What the devil happened?"
> >> >
> >> > The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and
> >> > croaked,
> >> >
> >> > "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
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