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sparky8131
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From: SE Texas
Registered: Apr 2003

posted 09-02-2006 05:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sparky8131        Reply w/Quote
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
>went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95- year-old
>grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
>died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
>making love on Sunday morning. "
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
>old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
>advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church
>bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
>slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the "ding" and
>out on the "dong."
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
>if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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