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warhorse1
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From: camino
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 09-02-2006 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for warhorse1        Reply w/Quote
The Purina Diet

For all my pals who own dogs, love dogs or need a "sicko" laugh!

I have 2 Labrador retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (here's your sign). On impulse, I
told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

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I know my limits....I just pass-out before I reach them
old mustangers don't die...they just go to hell to re-group
.45 the original point and click !!!
Run what ya brung and hope like hell ya brought enough.
Proudly annoying the neighbors for over 30 years
NEVER confuse education with wisdom !!!

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