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Topic: Who's Your Daddy
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7DMACH1
Gearhead Posts: 2915
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 08-08-2006 12:28 PM
 
>> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,child A was
>> fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
>>
>> child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
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>> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
>> being sick
>> out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
>> with
>> a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
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>> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>> conceived
>> at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man
>> I
>> met that night I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.
>> If you do
>> manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
>> Thanks.
>>
>> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
>> BMW
>> that now has a hole made by my stiletto heels in one of the door
>> panels.
>> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
>> he's had it replaced.
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>> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
>> awaiting
>> a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
>> immaculate
>> and that he is Christ risen again.
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>> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
>> to do
>> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
>> for
>> the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
>> country. Please advise.
>>
>> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look
>> the same to me.
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>> 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
>> can
>> you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
>> borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
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>> 9. From the dates, it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
>> World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
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>> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
>> for
>> sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
>> If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
>> party
>> at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
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>> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
>> when
>> you eat a can of beans, you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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>> Yep, you guessed it right. We are all paying taxes to support these
>> dim
>> bulbs.
>>
>> Is this a great country.....or what!------------------
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 3285
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-09-2006 07:21 AM
Unfortunately, my wifes neice is one of them.
Out of the 3 possible fathers of her baby, all 3 were in jail when the baby was born.
Beautiful, Blond, and stupid. 
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