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Topic: dog food diet
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lawless
Gearhead Posts: 659
From: Richmond, VA
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-28-2006 07:34 PM
 
I used to have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I was in the hospital because
I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. 
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gmliebau
Gearhead Posts: 691
From: Port St. Lucie, FL
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 07-29-2006 12:42 PM
'Here's your sign.'
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 48752
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-29-2006 01:23 PM
I bet she even went home and tried the diet. ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 XL
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exlocal
Gearhead Posts: 1552
From: hacienda hts., CA, USA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 07-29-2006 02:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
I bet she even went home and tried the diet.
...and I guess she could sit in the street. ------------------
fsm
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 48752
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-29-2006 02:21 PM
...but she'd have to lick someone else's...------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 XL
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