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Author Topic:   HOT!!!

Posts: 26
From: SE Texas
Registered: Apr 2003

posted 07-28-2006 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sparky8131        Reply w/Quote
June 12:

Just moved to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is
beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:

Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a
sun worshipper.

June 30th:

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me.

Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:

The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get
used to this kind of heat?

At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is
taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:

Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of
my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate
like this.

July 20th:

I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died
and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a
water balloon.

The car now smells like Kibbles and $hits.

I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

July 25th:

The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!

And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and
the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed
to order parts.

July 30th:

Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house
and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever
come here?

Aug. 4th:

It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It
cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid

Aug. 8th:

If another wise a$$ cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to
strangle him. D@mn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is
boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:

Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on
the seats in the car, I thought my a$$ was on fire.

My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair
on the back of my legs and a$$ . . . Now my car smells like burnt
hair, fried a$$, and baked cat.

Aug 10th:

The weather report might as well be a d@mn recording. Hot and sunny.

Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do $hit for 2 d@mn
months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

Doesn't it ever rain in this d@mn state? Water rationing will be
next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.

Even the cactus can't live in this d@mn heat.

Aug. 14th:

Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.

Forgot to crack the window and blew the d@mn windshield out of the
car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me??? "Hot
enough for you today?"

My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking
Texas !

What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

68 Coop

Posts: 5847
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 07-28-2006 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote
That's the "desert" life for ya.

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