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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-25-2006 07:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
If you are walking down the street and see a man with his hair on fire and you yell "HEY! YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!" he'll quickly pat it out and say "Thanks, buddy!"

If you are walking down the street and see a woman with her hair on fire and you yell "HEY! YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!" she'll...

...Look at you like you are from Mars, say "What makes you THINK I don't know my hair's fire? Because I'm a woman, right? I suppose you think a woman needs a man to tell her when her hair's on fire, right? We're just incapable of knowing when we're on fire right? We need big macho men like you to look out for us, right? This is 2006, you know, the day of the caveman has long gone, so why don't you just crawl back into your cave, you male chauvinist creep!"

Then she'll stomp off, then stop, turn around and say "...and another thing, I don't think I like your tone!"

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 XL

[This message has been edited by SteveLaRiviere (edited 07-25-2006).]

exlocal
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From: hacienda hts., CA, USA
Registered: Dec 2004

posted 07-26-2006 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exlocal        Reply w/Quote
You know you can't win.

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68 Coop
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posted 07-26-2006 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote
I hear ya, even if they ask for your opinion, don't go there, IT AIN'T THE RIGHT ONE!!!

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William
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BlueMule
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From: Kent Island, MD USA M&M # 2423
Registered: Sep 2002

posted 07-26-2006 07:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueMule        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 68 Coop:
I hear ya, even if they ask for your opinion, don't go there, IT AIN'T THE RIGHT ONE!!!


Yup... MrsMule woke me up once an asked my opinion...

MrsMule: "Do these Levis make my butt look big?"

BlueMule: "Nope. Your butt looked big before you put them on."

That was the last time I ever answered a question half asleep.

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-Paul

70 Mach1 351C/FMX
79 Ranchero GT smogger 302/C4
97 Expedition XLT 5.4
05 F150 Lariat SuperCab 5.4 4x4

'If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.'
'It's only half past 12, but I don't care... It's 5 o'clock somewhere.'

kid vishus
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From: middle of NC
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posted 07-26-2006 08:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kid vishus        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BlueMule:
Yup... MrsMule woke me up once an asked my opinion...

MrsMule: "Do these Levis make my butt look big?"

BlueMule: "Nope. Your butt looked big before you put them on."

That was the last time I ever answered a question half asleep.



Another bad answer to that would be

"Nope, the jeans had nothing to do with it."

SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-26-2006 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BlueMule:
"Do these Levis make my butt look big?"

"No, my guess would be the chips and dip..."

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 XL

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