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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 01-28-2006 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

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mike r
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81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
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68 Coop
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From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
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posted 01-30-2006 01:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop   Click Here to Email 68 Coop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sick and wrong Mike, sick and wrong.

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ccode67
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posted 01-30-2006 08:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mike, you would fit right in with the guys at the AJC, they are a bunch of sickies too.

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BlueMule
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From: Kent Island, MD USA M&M # 2423
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posted 01-30-2006 09:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueMule   Click Here to Email BlueMule     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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capri man
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posted 01-30-2006 10:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey stewart, you coming to moultrie next week??

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg

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ccode67
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posted 01-30-2006 02:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
hey stewart, you coming to moultrie next week??


Hey Mike, not sure yet, I have this problem with the "spent all my money" thing.
I may come down if the "gang" wants to do a road trip.
I do need a couple of things for the truck that I could probably find there.

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capri man
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posted 01-30-2006 02:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
if i go, it will be friday. gotta race sat.

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg

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ccode67
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posted 01-31-2006 07:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Can't make it Friday, maybe Saturday.

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