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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 7611
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 01-28-2006 03:55 PM
   
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass." ------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
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68 Coop
Gearhead Posts: 3354
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted 01-30-2006 01:45 AM
Sick and wrong Mike, sick and wrong. 
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2995
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 01-30-2006 08:39 AM
Mike, you would fit right in with the guys at the AJC, they are a bunch of sickies too.
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BlueMule
Gearhead Posts: 1621
From: Kent Island, MD USA M&M # 2423
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted 01-30-2006 09:55 AM
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-Paul 70 Mach1 351C/FMX
79 Ranchero GT 302 smogger/C4
97 Expedition XLT 5.4
05 F150 Lariat SuperCab 5.4 4x4 'If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.'
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 7611
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 01-30-2006 10:41 AM
hey stewart, you coming to moultrie next week??------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2995
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 01-30-2006 02:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
hey stewart, you coming to moultrie next week??
Hey Mike, not sure yet, I have this problem with the "spent all my money" thing. 
I may come down if the "gang" wants to do a road trip.
I do need a couple of things for the truck that I could probably find there.
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 7611
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 01-30-2006 02:41 PM
if i go, it will be friday. gotta race sat.------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2995
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 01-31-2006 07:08 AM
Can't make it Friday, maybe Saturday.
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