"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of stoked-up bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. "I yelled,"Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed and asked, "When did this happen?"
The man at the Pearly gates answered,... "Just a couple minutes ago

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William
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