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capri man

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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 01-20-2006 06:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins? "

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
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From: Western Canada
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posted 01-20-2006 09:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Whitson   Click Here to Email Whitson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good one!

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posted 01-23-2006 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dude95307   Click Here to Email dude95307     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahahaha, good one

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