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bud4660
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From: Mesquite, Tx. M&M #2925
Registered: Apr 2003

posted 01-13-2006 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bud4660   Click Here to Email bud4660     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Free Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting
for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen
different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming
More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up
waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and the right.

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