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7DMACH1
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Posts: 2915
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 10-04-2005 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7DMACH1        Reply w/Quote
A young blonde on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out. "SH!T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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ddenton749
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posted 10-04-2005 01:26 PM              Reply w/Quote
Blonde jokes never get old, do they?

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7DMACH1
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From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 10-04-2005 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7DMACH1        Reply w/Quote
THE FUNNY THING IS, THEY'RE NOT JOKES, BUT TRUE STORIES.

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capri man
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Posts: 8777
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 10-04-2005 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man        Reply w/Quote
them grrls gonna get you!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 10-12-2006 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along.... as they were driving, the blonde saw another blonde out in an open field rowing a boat.
Out of sheer and utter shock she screamed to her husband "Stop.. stop this car right now!".
The blonde jumped out of the car and ran over to the fence.
She screamed at the top of her lungs " It's dumb ass blondes like you that give us such a bad name.... if I could swim I would come out there and whip your ass!"

mellowyellow
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Posts: 8198
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 10-15-2006 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow        Reply w/Quote
Have laid a few Blonde jokes on a lady here, think she glad her blonde hair is turning grey. Think I'll pass on this one The alligator one got nixed also!

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