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ddenton749
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posted 09-22-2005 08:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"

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mach1mustang
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posted 11-07-2005 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mach1mustang   Click Here to Email mach1mustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol thats great! id imagin it would burn a little though!

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