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Built351c
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posted 08-27-2005 12:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Built351c     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A gay man went to heaven. Saint Peter was waiting for him at the Pearly Gates. After reviewing his records, Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.
While walking, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walking, Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they start walking and for the third time Peter drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self-control, jumps on him. Peter is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong: it's freezing, there is no fire or lava, and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his butt off.

"Why is it so goddamn cold down here?" Pete asks.

"Well you just try bending down for firewood!" the devil replied.


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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-27-2005 05:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
St Peter sounds like a closet case, judging by the way he kept losing his keys.

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68 Coop
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posted 09-01-2005 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop   Click Here to Email 68 Coop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yep. 3 times, I think he liked it too.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-03-2005 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I bet the gate wasn't even locked...

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'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
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mellowyellow
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posted 09-07-2005 03:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
St Peter sounds like a closet case, judging by the way he kept losing his keys.


yeah....must have been before "soap" was invented!!! LOL!!

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