Posts: 2895
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 08-22-2005 09:58 AM               

> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
> his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are
> there?
>
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
> there's three kinds of breasts. In her
> twenties, a women's breasts are like melons,
> round and firm. In her thirties to forties,
> they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
> bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?"
>
>
> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
> daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of
> 'willies' are there?"
>
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
> "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In
> his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties,
> it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
> fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are
> for decoration only."
>
>

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From: hacienda hts., CA, USA
Registered: Dec 2004

posted 08-22-2005 11:19 PM            

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From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 08-23-2005 12:41 AM               

That is a good one! LMFAO

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