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warhorse1
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From: camino
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posted 07-29-2005 06:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for warhorse1   Click Here to Email warhorse1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Russell Crowe on her right upper thigh and a picture of Brad Pitt on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes, he hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow, that's definitely Brad Pitt." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Russell Crowe." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, the one on your left thigh is definitely Brad Pitt. The one on your right I'm not sure about. But the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."

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70boss302
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From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
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posted 07-30-2005 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha.............

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Scott H
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From: Chicago area
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posted 07-30-2005 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scott H   Click Here to Email Scott H     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two sisters go into the same tattoo parlor. The first one gets a 'w' inked on each butt cheek, so when she bends over it spells 'WOW'!


Her sister was a little more sentimental, she got an 'm' on each cheek.

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wrksnfx
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From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 07-31-2005 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by warhorse1:
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Russell Crowe on her right upper thigh and a picture of Brad Pitt on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes, he hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow, that's definitely Brad Pitt." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Russell Crowe." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, the one on your left thigh is definitely Brad Pitt. The one on your right I'm not sure about. But the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."



When I first heard this joke the lady got matching tats of Elvis.

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