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warhorse1
Journeyman Posts: 84
From: camino
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 07-29-2005 06:27 PM
   
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Russell Crowe on her right upper thigh and a picture of Brad Pitt on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes, he hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow, that's definitely Brad Pitt." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Russell Crowe." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, the one on your left thigh is definitely Brad Pitt. The one on your right I'm not sure about. But the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."
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70boss302
Gearhead Posts: 462
From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-30-2005 09:41 AM
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Scott H
Gearhead Posts: 566
From: Chicago area
Registered: Mar 2005
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posted 07-30-2005 06:43 PM
Two sisters go into the same tattoo parlor. The first one gets a 'w' inked on each butt cheek, so when she bends over it spells 'WOW'!
Her sister was a little more sentimental, she got an 'm' on each cheek.
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wrksnfx
Gearhead Posts: 355
From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 07-31-2005 03:33 AM
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Originally posted by warhorse1:
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Russell Crowe on her right upper thigh and a picture of Brad Pitt on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes, he hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow, that's definitely Brad Pitt." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Russell Crowe." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, the one on your left thigh is definitely Brad Pitt. The one on your right I'm not sure about. But the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."
When I first heard this joke the lady got matching tats of Elvis.
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