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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 07-23-2005 01:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My husband is 70 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He Looked around
and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the
voice again, "Pick me up," He looked in the water and there floating on
the top was a frog. My husband said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog
said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into
the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most
wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."

My husband looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and
picked it up carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket..

Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naah, at my age I'd
rather have a talking frog."

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.


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johnmustang
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From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 07-23-2005 07:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Frogs make great bait for bass

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JOHN
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RancheroSandraGayle
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From: Ft Bragg, NC USA
Registered: Apr 2005

posted 07-24-2005 10:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RancheroSandraGayle   Click Here to Email RancheroSandraGayle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That made my Day!

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